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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Current Husbands:

  • Kylo Ren(star wars)
  • Xaden Riorson(Fourth Wing)
  • Ridoc Gamlyn (Fourth Wing)
  • Aaron Blackford(The Spanish Love Deception)
  • Aaron Warner(Shatter Me)
  • Kenji Kishimoto(Shatter Me)
  • Henry Creel(Stranger Things)
  • Maxon Schreave(The Selection)
  • Draco Malfoy(Harry Potter)
  • Prince Legolas(LOTR)
  • King Thranduil(The Hobbit)
  • Thorin II "Oakenshield"(The Hobbit)
  • Dao Ming Si(Meteor Garden)
  • Aaron Hotchner(Criminal Minds)
  • Bellamy Blake(The 100)

Honorable Mentions:

@dumbbitchdanny

These are in no particular order, and this list is subject to change. I will 100% defend these characters with my life

Pinned Post fictional husbands yes i struggle separating actor from character do i care? obviously not happily delusional don't show my boyfriend this pls A girl can dream i wish they were real well. that would be not good if some of them were real i can change him vecna that was directed towards you i would bark like a dog ruff do i have a problem? obsession with characters named aaron apparently wasn't aware until now
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loumandliker

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

loumandliker

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

caltracat

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behindnightmaresanddreams

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

supreme-leader-stoat

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anxietalyn

Lmao when I was traveling, there was a frozen custard place in Texas that actually called their stuff “concrete”


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