Anti N00bs

RAWRRR. Okay... well the board I go to usually doesn't let people type like n00bs, but somehow she got through... don't ask how... some examples of her posts includes:

liek anyone really gives two shits and fuck... lol u lose
mmmm... i'm not a whore there are no such things k thankx i win! (meanwhile her username screams somewhat whoreish)
bondage is hawt... why care why u like i love it... but i'm really a freak in the sack soo i guess/(read the other post there.... =S)
Topic: I'll read your Sexual Fetish/Future
oh my gawd i totally wanna knowmine!!!!!!!!!! do me do me please!!!!!!!!!!!please

It goes on and on like this... she has 2000+ posts all like that... Just thought you guys could have a laugh =)

Alright, so I was looking for a sn help sorce and I stumbled across this terrible n00b chat board.....
One post was:
"o0o0o sooo u say ur ghetto rite?? Ok did u live in tha ghetto Or do u have flava?? Or r u jus one a dem wiggas huh??
listen NO thug wud eva b preppy so0o0o i think ur sn shud b ..
iaintghettoimawigger
j/p j/p j/p j/p
i think a good sn shud be ...
XoGhettoliciousXo(n a numba)
Or sumethin lyk LiLShawti or LiLShorty...
of u lyk cheerrleading u shud ..make (high skool name) Cheer Cutie
Or an easier one i thought of was XoBrittanyXo
iight?
peace,"

I can't even read that. hahahaha
Here's the rest of the forum for anyone who needs a good laugh.
http://forums.theideaweb.com/print…

I thought you all might find it amusing.
x3

Shit balls... it's taken me forever to update this shit.

Anyways, WELCOME NEW MEMBERS! BUT NOT THE ONE WHO POSTS STUPID SHIT! WOOOO!!!

But, you guys should introduce yourselfs. Post pictures fo what you look like - if you want. I would because I'm self centered but I'm kinda lazy at the moment. UHHH TEEHEE!!!

But, here's another post to just comment spam on. WOOT

-Rora.

P.S. If you want to chat add me onto MSN: overplaydkisses@gmail.com

hurrah for inactive communities

Hey, this is my first time posting. This is an awsome community. n00bs suck ass.

There's this website called www.neopets.com and there's n00bs galore on there. Even if you don't lik the virtual pets you should still make an account because it's halarious to read all of the n00bish on there.

One person was like, "ppl getting mad @ cussing is strange cuz really xdeity, ur right there f-in words!!!!!!!" LMFAO!!!! I cracked up for hours.


LAWL!!!!!!!!one IM A N00BBB!! LOOOK @ ME! I PWN U @LL! I PWN SO H@RD IT HURTS YO MAMA! I PWN EVRY1. I PWN SO HARD IT BREAKS UR SPINE. I PWN U, I PWN UR MOMA, I PWN UR DADDY, I PWN UR DOGGIES, AND I PWN UR AUNT PATTTTTY.

Teeheehee, well anyways, I'm new. HELL-O EVRY 1!!!!!one

x333

Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs
Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
I'm going to give you some spanks
Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play
Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
(nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're somebody's mom trying to play the games
I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think)
I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game

[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la
I pwn you la la la la la la la la la]
Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know,
That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh,
You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore,
But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do

[I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la
like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]
I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that?
You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now

I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play
I pwn all.

http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnag…

Luff, us =)

Hey all
Welcome to this new community. I started it with Nikole because we saw no one else did. And I thought maybe it'd be fun.
So, if you happen to be a n00b, dude... get out. Thanks. *waves*

So promote... and tell us some stories... HAVE FUN!