Mitochondria and Coffee

Sheredar River, Russia by Tamara Dobrolyubova

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

Easy carb add on:

Easy protein add on:

Sugar in there.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"

idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

Make it exist first, you can make good later

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

One of the most important images of all time

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

y’all took off with the other post though it wasn’t finished 😭 very thankful for the love however

here’s the finished thing

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology