he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
Whaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.
Whaddaya know, an
extra hour in the ball
pit really does help.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Lets do this. Grab some Wood and a Pickaxe were gonna Mine and Craft.
So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.
Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now
Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on
I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn
And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now
Wait I just remembered this. here u go :3
honourable mention
I just had to browse tags on this one
Anti mint guy is really getting me lol
A lot of my vegetarian friends don’t get why I still eat meat even though I mostly eat vegetarian with just occasional meat when left to my own devices and at the end of the day it’s because I just don’t have the same moral issues involved with killing animals that they do.
Yes I love animals. I don’t love them because they’re cute and I feel bad for killing them though. I love them as part of the broader ecosystem. I respect them. Probably more than they respect me, because at the end of the day I know that a chicken wouldn’t hesitate to eat me if it had the means and I don’t see why I shouldn’t strike first.
My Spanish professor has lived in a lot of different countries so her accent is all over the place.
This is good for me because my personal goal with my Spanish accent is to get input from a lot of different countries and have a horrible Frankenstein accent on purpose.
saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"
do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?
"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"
everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up
PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.
"sending positive vibes your way!" no ive accumulated enough of those. send negative vibes to crush my enemies psychically
Shit I think the post office got your package and your enemies package mixed up. Surely this wont have negative repercussions.
WHY DID A COMPRESSED DWARF STAR COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF GLITTER JUST EXPLODE AN INCH FROM MY MAJESTIC SCHNOZZLE
English does have formal and informal language but it’s just not stored in the pronouns.
If you’re wondering whether or not to use formal or informal pronouns in a language you’re learning, ask yourself. Would I greet this person with “hey wazzup” as a greeting?
(Generally but not universally) If yes, informal. If not, formal.
If calling them “buddy” or “my dude” or “mate” or “sis” or something similar would be an insult because you don’t know them like that and/or you aren’t the same age, using informal pronouns would probably be a similar insult. Depending on local cultural context obviously.
And I mean you might want to insult them so also good information for that.
[Video ID]: A sped-up security camera shows a cat trying to find a comfy position to rest, with upbeat piano music in the background. The room has three pillows, two bowls and a hidey hole for the cat to choose between. The cat chooses a toy, then approaches a pillow in the centre, stepping on it repeatedly trying to find a position that is just right. The piano music is perfectly timed with each step the cat makes.
The cat repeatedly steps on the central pillow, then changes its mind, going into the hidey hole. It pops out again moments later, returning to stepping on the middle pillow. It lays down on the ground, then instantly returns to stepping. Finally, the cat has both its front and back legs on the pillow, still stepping to find the perfect angle. The cat steps off, choosing to lay on the wooden floor. [End ID]
i can't have nightmares about school anymore. i mean that literally; my bullshit tolerance is so low it interrupts the narrative. i'll dream i'm back in a elementary/middle school classroom having a bad time, and i get so infuriated i simply stand up and walk out. boom nightmare over. exit school grounds, onwards to the next thing. once the narrative lasted long enough for me to hitchhike to a fastfood place and get chicken nuggies (for which i did not pay). adulthood is a gift actually
