I believe my feelings on the subject are well-documented.

HEY THAT STAR WARS MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD. LOOK WHAT IT MADE ME DO.

Title: Didn't Know How Lost I Was
Fandom: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Length: 10,346 words
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Poe/Finn/Rey (Poe/Finn, Finn/Rey, Poe/Rey)
Summary: Finn hasn't taken his suppressors since he escaped the First Order, and he doesn't know what's happening to his changing body. Poe helps. Then Finn wants him to help Rey too.



Yeahhhhhh, so this is basically pure PWP working a virginity-loss kink pretty hard. I have nothing to say for myself.

What up, guys, for Yuletide this year I wrote long weird horror fic for The Martian with threesome sexytimes. I am who I am.

Title: Who Reaps a Human Harvest in Alien Fields
Fandom: The Martian (movie)
Length: 16,703 words
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Chris Beck/Beth Johanssen/Mark Watney
Summary: Mark is pretty sure there's something up here with him, hunting him.

For thelittlestdoc. Title from Aeschylus: "Never may the wanton lord of war, insatiate of battle-cry, Ares, who reaps a human harvest in alien fields, destroy this Pelasgian land by fire."

Dear Yuletide author,

I have taken a few years off from Yuletide, but this year I'm back in, and I'm excited! I am psyched you are writing for me and I hope this wretched letter will be helpful. Feel free to ignore anything that doesn't float your boat, I am mostly throwing out a bunch of stuff in hopes it will spark an idea for you.

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For your reference, me on AO3, me on tumblr. Thanks again so much for writing for me! If you end up having any questions, you can ask kyrafic or tearupthesky, who know everything about me.

Ummmmm yeah so this is long OT3 kidfic, idk! Before the movie tonight totally josses it probably, cutting that deadline close.

Title: Never Could Be Sweeter Than With You
Fandom: The Avengers (movies)
Length: 37,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark/Pepper Potts
Summary: Bruce is having a casual thing with Tony and Pepper; Tony has a 12-year-old daughter. Things get less casual.

(Written before Avengers 2. Sequel to Through the Jungle, Through the Dark, wherein Tony got the surprise tween daughter.)

P.S. HI GUYS.

Yuletide reveals! I did not actually participate in Yuletide this year -- instead I decided that I would just handpick a prompt that appealed to me to write a treat for and that way, no pressure if I didn't finish it, no pressure about anything, really. And it was a GREAT DECISION -- I don't write my best for prompts that are assigned to me, and so I feel way happier with the way this fic came out, and it was way more fun all around. And it is more fun writing for someone you know!

ANYWAY, for irishmizzy, I wrote a fic where Amy and Dan from Veep get drunkenly married in Vegas and then stay married because it's good for their careers. I am honestly thinking about a sequel where they have a baby because it's good for their careers, because that sounds like something they would do and also I love babyfic.

Title: Hand in Unlovable Hand
Fandom: Veep
Length: 11,589 words
Rating: PG-13 (NO EXPLICIT SEX, WHO AM I)
Pairing: Amy Brookheimer/Dan Egan
Summary: The one where Amy and Dan get married in Vegas and then turn those lemons into career lemonade.

P.S. If you guys aren't watching Veep, YOU SHOULD, it's my favorite show right now. It's crazy funny and everyone is so mean! Even the ladies! And I feel like it's a leveling up of female-lead comedies, because it feels MUCH less explicitly about being a lady (they said they based Julia Louis-Dreyfus's character on LYNDON JOHNSON HAHA AMAZING) but also has some of the best treatments of sexual harassment/assault I've ever seen on TV, and just of the general grinding bullshit of being a lady in politics. Also she is a bad mother which is hilarious and amazing, I can't believe that's allowed. IN CONCLUSION, it has become clear in these later years that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was the real actor comedic talent from Seinfeld, I am stoked she keeps winning Emmys, and you should all watch that show!

holiday love meme 2013

my thread here

I keep meaning to make a real post, but whatever, take this for now I guess! I MISS YOU NERDS.

Real LJ post coming someday, probably, but in the meantime, HI THERE, do you want to read some super dirty sex pollen PWP for the Fringe alternate universe hot threesome? It was written in email and not originally intended to be actual fic, so it's still pretty rough, but whatevs, it's PWP, not literature.

Title: Three of These Kids Belong Together by me and tearupthesky
Fandom: Fringe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Alternate Olivia Dunham/Alternate Charlie Francis/Alternate Lincoln Lee, Alternate Olivia Dunham/Alternate Lincoln Lee, Alternate Olivia Dunham/Alternate Charlie Francis, Alternate Charlie Francis/Alternate Lincoln Lee
Characters: Alternate Olivia Dunham, Alternate Charlie Francis, Alternate Lincoln Lee
Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Threesome, Threesome - F/M/M, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Double Penetration, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Homophobic Language, Comment Fic, Dubious Consent, Vaginal Sex
Summary: In the alternate universe, Olivia and Lincoln and Charlie run into some sex pollen and then do dirty dirty things to each other. Commentfic. The rape/non-con warning is really a dubcon warning due to sex pollening, but to be safe!

Read it on the AO3.

OH MY GOD, so I guess the universe heard me saying that I want to post more, because last night's TV was a FEELINGSPLOSION????????? I had Jamsomnia, you guys! I haven't had Jamsomnia in years!!!

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HELLO YOU GUYS, guess what, I wrote a yuletide fic and I'm going to link it now even though it's almost February and I am ridiculous:

Another Dime in the Jukebox for tearupthesky (LOLOL REMEMBER HOW SHE GOT ME TWO YEARS IN A ROW, I guess what goes around comes around?????) -- Jason Sudeikis/Kristen Wiig. Saturday Night Live RPF. PG-13, no warnings. 3000 words. Kristen didn’t tell him she was coming back for the Christmas show.

This was a terrible year to sign up for yuletide because I totally got a job and moved to Madison, Wisconsin in November, soooooo yeah, that is why I've been so MIA around here and also the rest of the internet for the last forever. Why do new jobs/apartments/friends take up so much energy?!?! It's pretty sweet, though, I am getting paid money and it's a pretty cool job and I am making friends and there's even a boy I like, which hasn't happened in forever. Basically:



(P.S. I am totally rewatching the Mary Tyler Moore show right now and it holds up DISTRESSINGLY WELL. Also I keep wanting to make, like, a vid juxtaposing Mary & Lou Grant with Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy and Leslie Knope & Ron Swanson, because talk about direct descendants, especially Liz/Jack. Maybe someday [after retirement?] I will have the time to do this.)

Fannishly, I have 6000 words of a New Girl babyfic written (post that episode with the fertility nonsense), and like 1500 words of a Go On fic written, but who knows if I will ever finish anything ever again. (Is Anne from Go On the greatest character ever or what? Discuss.) Also I am having a lot of emotions about 30 Rock ending and I have the same Boom Guy feelings re: The Office as everybody else (SOMEONE IS WRITING FIC, RIGHT? The Office feelings in 2013 ARE UNSETTLING).

Today I started toying with the idea of resuscitating nothing_hip with once-a-month songs to try to get myself to finish something -- would anybody be in for this? (It's a fic challenge community where as a prompt I upload an awesome but not cool song, usually Top 40 pop kind of stuff, and then you write whatever you want. Will there be One Direction songs? PROBABLY.) LET'S DO IT, LJ RENAISSANCE AMIRITE.

Dear Yuletide author,

For my long list of general likes and dislikes that probably bores everybody, see my past letters! 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011. The more recent ones are more helpful than the less recent ones. The short version of my likes and dislikes is, I like things to be weird, and I don't have triggers. The mnemonic version is Underaged Space Incest. Would I be cool with this story as underaged incest set in a space AU? Yes.

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