And, irrigation canals.
Saves 82% of water evaporation. 💧
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This might be a hot take but I think if I click the button that says “unsubscribe from emails” then I should fucking be unsubscribed from the emails
I’m not saying phases of the menstrual cycle aren’t real but I am saying their effects have been exaggerated by social media influencers with no medical backgrounds to the point of reinventing Female Hysteria. And all this for the purpose of selling “workout plans” and specialized elixirs and seeds and serums via Amazon storefront.
was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend’s outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said “because i’m a FAG HAG!!! but i’m not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!”
“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive
man sometimes friendship really is just “I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony” and then they do. and it’s great
Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went “oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won’t ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn’t want to see on the other platforms.” I didn’t read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out ‘don’t like don’t read’ wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
my dead wife. the ad free internet
watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003
the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering
This is why phone can be carried to bed?
But then…doomscrolling.
Foolish manusya. phone in bed is not the same as On The Computer
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome
on the back “super puppy 1985” is written
super puppy 1985!
super plushie!!!!!!
Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing… sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler















