ant heaven is real and it looks just like any other ant mound to us but in reality it’s made out of dark brown sugar and the ants are SO happy inside
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't
Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.
My guy Ferretby was barely builded here
Two clarifications:
- Ferretby's name has been changed to protect the identities of it and its resident(s)
- I specify slow trains to distinguish from the other two types of train in England: Delayed and Cancelled
gaggle of moe blob anime girls participating in traditional english football hooliganism
apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠
no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..
my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
Imagine if your Grubhub driver was Paul, though
