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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
celestedarlings
energyprison

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

energyprison

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

sirquacklesdefoof
jellyish

I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

bogleech

My most common one is being 100% certain I did the thing already because the memory of doing it and the memory of intending to do it are the same mental images.

chiefofboatwatsonstittymug
scribeherself

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

immaplatypus

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chiefofboatwatsonstittymug
jasper-rolls

game dev: we make deep, meaningful, games with real messages. we don’t want our games to be just mindless and feel good - we make games to say something about the world we live in

community: hey this bit seems to be kind of weirdly racist

game dev: actually we aren’t saying anything and our games are just for fun and there is absolutely no correlation between this and anything in the real world

way. waaaay too many such cases
chiefofboatwatsonstittymug

Anonymous asked:

How did you get hacked?

damazcuz answered:

I tried to pirate a game and did so wrong.

The thing about hackers, scammers, fraudsters– is that they cast a very wide net knowing they’ll get a few suckers caught in it. Let’s say 10,000 people get an email saying “YOÜVE W0N!🤩 CLiCK N⁰W!?!” 9,997 of them delete it. For the three people who get sucked in, it’s life ruining.

They rely on the fact that, at some point, they are going to get you while you’re not thinking clearly. Maybe you’re sick. Or tired. Or work is stressful. Or you just had a fight with someone and you’re mad. Your kid is going through something, your dog is at the vet, your car broke down, you got fired. Or you’re in the middle of planning a big event, or you’re so super excited for a convention– and something comes across your desk. Maybe it’s an email, or a phone call, a link, a text, a file. But for whatever reason you’re not thinking 100% clearly and you don’t question it, you trust for a minute and that’s all that they need. You are now one of those three caught in the net.

And now you’re actually on their list of suckers! They will return to you over and over and over and over again for more, because hey! You fell for it once. They’re counting on that your grandma who answered a scam call and provided her credit card number once WILL be scammable again. Maybe not right away, maybe not the same way, but they’ll get her. (And more often than not, they’re right.)

I think most people are inclined to want to trust one another. Or sometimes we’re curious. Or we think, “Wow, I didn’t know it would be this easy!” not stopping to ask WHY it’s so easy to get something good for free.

I work at a financial institution and I help people all the time who have been hacked and lost hundreds or thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars. They are always terrified- will I get my money back? Am I safe?- but they are also consistently ashamed and embarrassed. They feel guilty for having trusted and for not having stopped to think for a second longer. They verbally berate themselves. “I’m so stupid. How could I have fallen for it?”

Currently I’m only out about $300, which I’m being told I’ll get back. That number could go up– I’m still working on securing everything. Do you know how many passwords I had stored in my browser? 192. I have no idea how many of those had a valid card attached, but so far one account was plenty to steal a couple hundred bucks from me. And I do feel stupid, and embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated. Scared. The hacker messaged everyone I had recently messaged on discord as well as every channel in every server to @/everyone with instructions to download their Spyware. Every single person I talk to knows I fell for something dumb.

It’s embarrassing, it’s upsetting, and I dont even know the full scope of what more is going to happen. I had tax documents on my computer– how much of my identity is now in their hands? I’ve locked my credit and placed fraud alerts everywhere, but how safe am I? Who else is at risk now because of me? What other files do they have from me?

In this case, I happen to know that a number of people did what I did. I’ve seen a number of threads from others who ALSO tried to download tomodachi life from github. (For the record, this was not the floralith link.) I was excited, I was in a hurry. I thought, “this is so quick and easy and now I can play!” I didnt question why in the hell it would EVER be so easy. I haven’t had a virus on my computer since I was a young teen, and then I went and installed a bunch of Trojans whilst going “la la la.” Incredibly stupid stuff.

But that’s the thing, these people are constantly TRYING to catch someone, anyone, YOU, and they count on that eventually, EVENTUALLY, someday they’ll dangle just the right bait for you to latch on to. And in my case it was a fishy video game download.

kerink

it is INCREDIBLY easy to get scammed. no matter how safe or smart you think you are. you are more likely to get scammed than not.

i almost did this exact same thing in january of this year. i'd just applied for SSA disability and a day or two after i got an legitimate looking email saying they needed additional documents. i check my email first thing in the morning so i was physically tired and stressed in every way possible and in pain from still being post-surgical and i was scared of screwing up this process.

i downloaded the attached file. the only thing that saved me was my computer asking if i was sure i wanted to run this program.

what program? i thought this was a pdf?

no. turns out the icon was a pdf but the file type was something i wasn't familiar with.

i went back to the email and sure enough the sender was some stupid gibberish.

i dodged a bullet by an unspeakably slim margin. it terrifies me how legit the email had looked, it was properly formatted with correct spelling and grammar and had all the right logos and headers and it went to my focused inbox. this was not designed to filter people out. it terrifies me how they even knew i'd just applied and to try this.

i've had friends who've lost thousands to scams that got them at the wrong time.

it doesn't matter who you are, how protected you feel, how many defenses you've got in place, how locked down your shit seems, they will get you. it may not ruin your life, but in some way to some degree you will get got.

harperhug

You (and I) are not immune to social engineering.

greerbaiting
rocketbirdie

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

sar-kalu
fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

anarchistmemedistro

food has no moral value. being fed does.

quietwingsinthesky
the-delulu-main-character

AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD

  1. do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth
  2. do not get IR blocking sunglasses since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face
  3. do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals
  4. do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)
  5. do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses
  6. AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole
  7. OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires
  8. when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through
  9. DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU
  10. remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!

DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!

enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!

enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!

Remember, this is their American Dream.


EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which 🎺 invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year. Do not limit your focus to one brand.

sirquacklesdefoof
crabussy

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.