I am uber bouncy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the most awesomest thing happend to me today!!!!!!! a friend of mine has been planning for a year to go to one of the NASA space camps this august with a friend, but her friend, just recently had to drop out, but althia's (my friend) mom, won't let her go by her self, so she asked me if I could go, and so they asked me, and my parents, and since the ticket is already paid for and they couldn't get the money back anyway, they said my parents wouldn't have to pay the thousand dollars for me to go, and, althias parents will help pay for the plane ticket because they figure they wouldn't let althia go with out somebody, so my parents would only have to pay about a hundred dollars for the plane ticket, (they got cheap tickets) so my parents said I could go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also, I JUST get under the bar for the age limit!!!! because the camp is for 12 to 14 year olds, and I am turning 15 REALLY soon after it ends! so this would litteraly be the last chance I have, and I have always thought that the space camps would be awesome, but I never thought I could go because they cost alota money, which I don't have. BUT I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so extatic, I am in danger of just randomly combusting. this is going to be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friends, romans, country people,
Lend me your ears.
I come to bury grandma
And to praise her


ok, enough drama. (yeah right) I have been gone for a little over a week, many of you probably noticed. not.

anyway, I went to my grandmothers again, because my grandmother died at 2 AM on friday the fifth. so, we went down for her rosery, funeral, and so my dad could handle the estate.

so, we got to see my family, and it was great because my uncle monty, (who is my dads half brother on my grandfathers side) came down, and he looked (and acted) EXACTLY like my grandfather. same hair-cut, same walk, same voice, same face, they smoked their cigarettes the same way, they coughed the same way, same laugh, same everything!!! IT WAS CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, acctualy it was awesome, because it was almost like seeing pa-pa alive again. ok, so a little creepy.

and my aunt molly, who was my grandmothers best friend for 30 years, and really, was basicly another mom to my dad, and his siblings, well, she was there, and they adopted her, started calling her mom (though that probably isn't going to stick. maybe.) I think it was my uncle vestels and my dads goal this week to make her cry as often as possible. though, aunt molly, being her, only cried when it was happy stuff. she is weird that way. and we were quoting grandma all week, probably most used 'I am the richest person in the world. and one of these days I may even have money.' or 'fine as frog fur'

also, we buried my grandmother with her favorite mug that she always used when ever she drunk coffee with aunt molly. the skido can mug. and after we buried her, my dad found another skido can mug. so, he went to aunt mollys the next day, and had coffee with her with the skido can.

so, as depressing as some of the week was, we had fun, and really all week was a tribute to grandma, and we had alot of fun when ever stuff would happen, and we knew, that was something grandma would find hillarious, and so we blamed everything on her.

so, I will talk to ya'll later, and be warned, I will probably talk in an accent for a while. everybody has a southern accent in my family.

schtuph

hi everybody!
everything is going great with my grandmother, she is feeling fine, still, mostly staying in her room, but she has left the house twice now, she got out of the hospital on sunday I believe. we have hospice here to help her out, and there will be one extra person here to help out my aunt kathy and uncle will, and to help grandma when they are at work.
and we are coming home today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, we are going to my other grandmothers house for good friday, THEN we will be coming home until duty calls yet again!

leaving

I am going to be gone for a while guys, my grandmother is sick in the hospital, has cancer, but thats not what she is in the hospital for, won't stop smoking, and refuses to sign a will. we are going to visit her, we don't know how long we are going to be gone, we seriously doubt it will be shorter than a week, and we have no idea how long it will be, we are leaving wednesday, but I don't know if I am going to be able to get on the computer before we leave.
please keep her in your thoughts and prayers, thanks.

grading papers

ok, I know most of you aren't religous, but I thought this was hillarious, and I just had to post this. ya'll still might get some of them.

Imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.




1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.

3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.

8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.

12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.

22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.

23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.

24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.

25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

Camp Fire.

well, camp fire was interesting. zach came for the first time. he doesn't know if he is going to come again. we had a debate on wheather you should negotiate with terrorists. it was fun, but caotic. then I dealt with annoying teenage boys who have decided that would can't deal with what they are talking about. then I left. it was fun. part of it.

stolen from skye

___Basics

NAME: Kayla
AGE: if I told you, I would have to kill you.
LOCATiON: on the planet.
GENDER: female
ORiENTATiON: striaght
SCHOOL: homeschooled
GRADE: don't get them.
PARENT'S NAMES: beth, larry.
SiBLiNGS: lots
PETS: a cat, named tiger

___Favorites (or just A favorite in the catagory)

COLOR: red, purple, orange, yellow, green,
SiNGER: sting
BAND: I have many
TV SHOW: house
TV CHANNEL: don't know
BOOK: again, many
MAGAZiNE: don't read them
MOViE: it changes by the minute. right now, serenity
MUSiC STYLE: fun, good,
ANiMAL: tiger
WEBSiTE: I don't know
ACTOR: viggo mortensen, laurence fishburne, the guy who plays House, the guy who plays Mal, the guy who plays Simon.
ACTRESS: sandra bullock, summer glau, many others who I can't remember they're names, and don't have time to list who they play.
CLASS: goverment, drama
TEACHER: don't have one
iNSTRUMENT: bass
DAY: tuesday
HOLiDAY: christmas
FOOD: babyback ribs
DRiNK: what ever I feel like at the time
FAST FOOD PLACE: wendys
VACATiON PLACE: colorado
SPORT: football!
SPORT TO WATCH: Football!
RADiO STATiON: 103.5

___Love

CRUSHES: none
BF/GF: Jackson
NUMBER OF PEOPLE YOU'VE BEEN WiTH: I have dated one
NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED YOU OUT: 5
NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO YOU HAVE ASKED OUT: none
NUMBER OF TiMES HEART HAS BEEN BROKEN: none
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN iN LOVE: Yes
ARE YOU iN LOVE RiGHT NOW: Yes
DO YOU WANT SOMEONE: in which way?
DO THEY KNOW, iF SO: what?
DO YOU FEEL LiKE GiViNG UP ON LOVE ALTOGETHER: never!
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR iN GUYS/GiRLS: personality, morals, abilty to stand up to me without bowing up
WHICH DO YOU VALUE MORE, LOOKS OR PERSONALiTY: Personality

___Last

PERSON YOU TALKED TO: jayda
PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: my mom
PERSON YOU iMED: jordan
PERSON YOU TOLD "i LOVE YOU": my grandfather
PERSON YOU HUGGED: althia
PERSON YOU KISSED: Jackson
PERSON WHO TOLD YOU "i LOVE YOU": my grandfather
PERSON YOU MISSED: Jackson
SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV: the olympics
SONG YOU LiSTENED TO: stupid girls by pink
BOOK YOU READ: the dragonlance chronicals
CLASS YOU WENT TO: kung-fu
PLACE YOU VACATiONED AT: colorado
WEBSiTE YOU ViSiTED: QC
THiNG YOU ATE: a snickers
THiNG YOU DRANK: water

___Random

WHERE DO YOU WiSH YOU WERE RiGHT NOW: eating dinner with jackson, sarah, laura, and john
DO YOU LiKE YOURSELF: yes
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRiED: YES!
DO YOU WANT KiDS: many
ARE YOU SELF-CONCiOUS: sometimes
DRiNK/SMOKE: neither
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN ARRESTED/CAUGHT BY THE POLiCE: nope
HAVE YOU SKiPPED SCHOOL: no....
HAVE YOU FALLEN ASLEEP iN CLASS: no
WHAT COLOR ARE THE WALLS iN YOUR ROOM: white
WHAT'S ON YOUR WALLS: pictures, a battle axe
DO YOU HAVE A TV iN YOUR ROOM: no
iF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD iT BE: flying
CAN YOU CROSS YOUR EYES: Yes
ARE YOU SiCK RiGHT NOW: no
WHAT WAS YOUR LATEST DREAM: really weird, thats all I remember
YOUR LATEST FANTASY: flying
ANY SONGS STUCK iN YOUR HEAD: not really
DO YOU LiKE COKE OR PEPSi: coke
DO YOU LiKE VANiLLA OR CHOCOLATE: both
DO YOU LIKE LiGHT OR DARK: both
DO YOU LIKE DAY OR NiGHT: both
STAY UP LATE OR WAKE UP EARLY: stay up late
COLOR OR BLACK AND WHiTE: both
CAN YOU DRiVE: not really
DO YOU HAVE A CAR: no
iF SO, WHAT KiND:
LAST 2 DiGiTS OF PHONE NUMBER: 03
DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE: a shared one
DO YOU HAVE AN iPOD/MP3 PLAYER OR CD PLAYER: none
ANY LAST WORDS: do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup
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