Mon, 08:18: Lemon curd: for when you want to feel classy about spreading pure sugar on your toast.
Mon, 08:19: RT @TorkTweet: Passings are a part of life. They are the price of letting someone into your heart. Though the loss of a loved one leaves…
Mon, 08:23: RT @bwecht: My 4yo just said “Daddy, here’s some of my money” and handed me one Romanian Leu. Neither my wife nor I know where she got this…
Sun, 18:39: RT @ErinRachel94: Opens oven door: goes blind Stands too close to a pot of boiling water: goes blind Breaths into cupped hands to warm up:…
Thu, 04:51: RT @liarkokichi: cringe culture is dead! wear anime merch in public! read homestuck in 2019! make art that looks weird! listen to music tha…
Sun, 03:21: RT @JayKubzScouts: Rumor has it you think you can make me laugh like a Korean school girl... prove it then! Send the funniest vids you know…
Thu, 03:02: RT @MikeDubsRadio: I feel bad for kids nowadays, they just get to see if school is closed on the Internet. They’ll never have the excitemen…
