hey just gonna say this while ao3 discourse is still in my system. if you as an ao3 user compare yourself to racist republicans and incoming ex-wattpad users to nonwhite immigrants and joke about how they're coming to ruin your "country". that is Weird. you are fucking Weird. and like how white tiktokers jumped at the chance to create a "slur" for ai, it's apparent to everyone else that you're perfectly fine with discriminating against a group of people, even jokingly, if it's deemed socially acceptable
contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order
the leftism leaving people’s bodies when you tell them making fun of someone’s appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they’re making fun of is bad
“lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS” and then it’s just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn’t meet the societally imposed standard of conventional “hotness,” which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality
Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:
This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.
The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.
They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.
You can trust spiders with babies. Don’t be an asshat about your phobia plz. (By which I mean it’s perfectly okay to have a phobia and be afraid, but you don’t need to hate all spiders and wish they were all dead they didn’t do anything but get born spiders)
Since the old link to the golden tapestry is broken, here’s another one.
[photo from the NPR article linked above; R. Mickens/AMNH]
The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now
Melanie doodle =3
"you can't block people for minor, petty things--"
i just blocked someone for saying that people who don't love summer suck. blocking means nothing. blocking has no moral weight. that block button is your best friend and you should use it liberally so it doesn't feel neglected. curate your own experience.
That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
Ooaaaa!! Been aching to ask, but may we see your voice of the Broken and the Prisoner interacting?? I thought it'd be cute to see them comforting each other, or comparing their bulky shackles together!
Prisoner Cage and Broken bonding <33
cuties (also idk why the quality is so fucked, click for better quality)
YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!
🫵
What was the last fresh fruit you ate?
That would be your father last night fuckin gottem
Because your father is a homosexual
And we partook in homosexual acts together last night
You are devastated right now
don't do that to me, just tell me to kill myself or call me a slur, but not that, please
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
- case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
- usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
- power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
- removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
- hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
- motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
- screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
- software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
- download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
- firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
- BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
- that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
- ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
- heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
- don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
- for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
Damn, even the name checks out