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I wrote an e-mail to Anna because I am bored and lonely, but I thought I should share it because I think Katie will think it's quite funny. It references these games: http://www.choiceofgames.com/
You know those games you posted on your dw? I've been having a lot of fun with them. I've figured out that I'm not very good at being a dragon, since people keep kicking my ass because I don't give a shit about my enemies and I just want TREASURE. I'm getting better as I replay it though...
As for the Romance one, I picked the option towards the beginning to use magic to save my sibling, which caused me to blow a hole in the side of a barn with my mind. I'm extremely disappointed that I've been forced to go to court and flirt with some douchebags in fancy clothes AND THERE IS NO MORE BLOW SHIT UP OPTIONS. Why oh why does it not focus on the blowing up stuff??? Oh, right, the romance bit where I'm supposed to find true love and junk. Dammit, still no option to grab my shit and start a quest to become a wicked awesome Death Mage. Seriously though, you come up with Life and Death mages and I'm stuck flirting with the King? The jousting was the only fun bit, which is of course because I got to knock Sir What's-his-face off his horse with one hit. :D My options appear to be the safe way out, flirt with royalty, or deal with the rogue-ish type fellow. Do I get to fund my own quest of awesomeness if I settle for the safe way out? I can, right? I can totally wear pants, grab a horse and become the most awesome mage ever while my husband keeps sending me money from far away, right??
Apparently I live my life bored and lonely contained in my rich decadent villa. Fuck that. Second time around I decided I'd flirt with ladies and somehow being the consort of the Queen doesn't make me feel as much of a whore as I would being the King's consort. I'm rich and totally famous, but now I have to wait for part two of the game. Obviously, lesbians have it way better off. Think the Queen would let me blow stuff up? I'm thinking she will, because I"m her favourite. :D
I'm starting the pirates one.... that has to be better. I'm not such a big target (like a dragon) and I'm not required to wed anyone.
This is what happens when Katie leaves and I'm bored and alone in the apartment. I also don't want to go to sleep because then it'll be morning and I'll have to go to work and do another product knowledge session where I face off against a co-worker. Bleck.
Pirates ahoy!
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You know those games you posted on your dw? I've been having a lot of fun with them. I've figured out that I'm not very good at being a dragon, since people keep kicking my ass because I don't give a shit about my enemies and I just want TREASURE. I'm getting better as I replay it though...
As for the Romance one, I picked the option towards the beginning to use magic to save my sibling, which caused me to blow a hole in the side of a barn with my mind. I'm extremely disappointed that I've been forced to go to court and flirt with some douchebags in fancy clothes AND THERE IS NO MORE BLOW SHIT UP OPTIONS. Why oh why does it not focus on the blowing up stuff??? Oh, right, the romance bit where I'm supposed to find true love and junk. Dammit, still no option to grab my shit and start a quest to become a wicked awesome Death Mage. Seriously though, you come up with Life and Death mages and I'm stuck flirting with the King? The jousting was the only fun bit, which is of course because I got to knock Sir What's-his-face off his horse with one hit. :D My options appear to be the safe way out, flirt with royalty, or deal with the rogue-ish type fellow. Do I get to fund my own quest of awesomeness if I settle for the safe way out? I can, right? I can totally wear pants, grab a horse and become the most awesome mage ever while my husband keeps sending me money from far away, right??
Apparently I live my life bored and lonely contained in my rich decadent villa. Fuck that. Second time around I decided I'd flirt with ladies and somehow being the consort of the Queen doesn't make me feel as much of a whore as I would being the King's consort. I'm rich and totally famous, but now I have to wait for part two of the game. Obviously, lesbians have it way better off. Think the Queen would let me blow stuff up? I'm thinking she will, because I"m her favourite. :D
I'm starting the pirates one.... that has to be better. I'm not such a big target (like a dragon) and I'm not required to wed anyone.
This is what happens when Katie leaves and I'm bored and alone in the apartment. I also don't want to go to sleep because then it'll be morning and I'll have to go to work and do another product knowledge session where I face off against a co-worker. Bleck.
Pirates ahoy!
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cheerful
complacent
awesome, like totally