Always Through

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

so fucking funny that one of the people who underestimates and thinks he can outsmart columbo is his literal boss. bro you KNOW he's columbo.

the terrifying collection

These three thought no one would notice if they snuck in without buying tickets.

brownies when you sift powdered sugar on them

had to share this

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

i saw god today

Hawkeye my bisexual icon i miss you

(screenshot redraw from 5x11 - Hawkeye Get Your Gun)

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

The appearance of cats is deceiving in two ways: firstly, when you see a cat get wet or without fur and realise that there's much less cat per cat than you thought there was; and secondly, when a cat yawns and you realise that so much more of the cat is mouth than you ever expected.

This will haunt my nightmares.

Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it'll unmute so you can hear whoever's calling you.

You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*

​she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

we have got to get americans healthcare