Trainwreck of Consciousness

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

I reblog this post every time I see it

people got mad the last time i said this but you HAVE to stop pretending that people of the past were more intellectual and thoughtful and you need to model yourself after them because modernity pales in comparison. that's nazi shit

basically

daily mantras:

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

I feel like this is important information about this post.

I like several of these phrases but them being in a nonfiction book took me out

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

all timer to me specifically

I have just been made aware of the existence of the most unbelieveable generic Dr Pepper knockoff name

me when i. me when in. me when i'm in med school and. me wh

dr topper give me the news, i've got a bad case ooohmmf... annnhhmmnnffffgg... oh god oh god don'tstop don't stop i don't care who hears us

the big 4

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

your majesty what is upppp

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

To anyone whose first exposure to noise performances this is please check out Liv Mershon^ and the rest of the bullshit this scene has to offer

the gif is even funnier

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

look if anything the hormones have made me more capable of accidentally creating thralls

Our predecessors didn't drink horse piss for this

drink what

Horse piss. From pregnant mares. High in bioavailable estrogen complexes. Early form of MtF HRT.

You can still get it in some drugs, although most modern ones use synthetics instead.

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

What do you think he does

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

THE TEXAS HAMMER

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

used to pass this every day

This is just how lawyers are.

morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana