- bernard and otto are in love maybe
- bernard is a fourth wall troll
- bernard occasionally does his job
- bernard thinks you're all hilarious
- bernard's shining moment of the century
- blackboarding
- bleeding polar bear drunk
- booze - in need of
- born an addict
- caps lock bernard
- constantly drunk
- declarations of intent
- dirty so very dirty
- facial hair sucks
- feeling sorry for himself
- feng shui is 9/10ths of the law
- fizzy good feel nice
- forms are the enemy
- full of ridiculous
- halloween plot
- hangovers are a hazard of the job
- i hate twilight
- it's...manny time!
- living in fiction
- mentions of dead animals
- must. win. wager.
- my human plaything
- my pot is crackier than yours
- on phone!
- professional misanthrope
- safe in my book fort
- self appointed guardian of books
- selfish is my middle first and last name
- slightly tipsy
- spam
- stop wasting my time
- taunting the inmate
- the books are never appropriate
- the bruce theory
- trolling report
- venture of fail
- vodka is a deceptive drink
- wasting the admiral's money
- yes i'm a warden
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