By the way, if you are NOT a bot and need to cold-DM someone, don’t just send a message like “Hi, how are you” and wait. I don’t know you. If you don’t immediately tell me why you’re messaging me, I’m going to assume you’re a bot, report you for it, and block you.
Okay, Linux installed, all functions tentatively confirmed. This was way easier than I was anticipating. If you also have a crusty old laptop, can read/watch guides, and know how to navigate file trees and open the PowerShell, then I would say go for Linux. For basic uses it’s not that hard to figure out.
Me: boot from the USB… okay I can do that from BIOS
The bootable: YOU HAVE NINE SECONDS TO PICK AN OPTION OR WE PICK FOR YOU
Me: WAIT FUCK HOLD ON–
The bootable: TOO LATE WE’RE GOING
Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Pray for me.
I am going to install Linux on a device.
Bonus epilogue - Kiera helps her sisters in the College of Winterhold and Thieves’ Guild questlines.
One of Leliana’s agents reports on the arrival of Abelas and Sul'anathe to Skyhold
Okay let me add an addendum to this just in case my bot detection radar is somehow off: if you have an idea based on something I posted, or were inspired, or made art, or want to tell me about art you would like to make, then tell me in the first message. If you make me ask or are coy about it, my bot radar is ruthless and I will block and report you.
By the way, if you are NOT a bot and need to cold-DM someone, don’t just send a message like “Hi, how are you” and wait. I don’t know you. If you don’t immediately tell me why you’re messaging me, I’m going to assume you’re a bot, report you for it, and block you.
Penny and co rehearse, and then Penny goes on a crime spree for legitimate purposes.

