shield agent || scrabble cheater

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mcflymemes
mcflymemes

DRAMATIC & PROTECTIVE RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS
*  for the ones who want to keep you safe from harm

  • get behind me.
  • go inside and lock the door and don't come out until i say so.
  • are you all right? where are you hurt?
  • over my dead body.
  • i promised them i'd keep you safe.
  • i sleep better when you're next to me.
  • are you serious? i'm not letting you risk your life.
  • don't go. it's safer here.
  • i should have been here. this is my fault.
  • here. take this gun. don't pull the trigger unless it's absolutely necessary.
  • they told me to watch you.
  • i won't let anyone lay a hand on you.
  • stay close to me.
  • i'm not worth saving. please.
  • can you stay? just for a little while? it would help.
  • it's too dangerous out there.
  • i thought i'd lost you.
  • can you hear me? hello? where are you?
  • they're all afraid of me.
  • they told me you'd be trouble. clearly that was an understatement.
  • one of us has to make it out of here.
  • is that a bruise?
  • get back. get back right now.
  • did they touch you?
  • i already lost you once. i'm not going to lose you again.
  • a few more steps. we're nearly there. i've got you.
  • where does it hurt? let me see.
  • oh my god, you're covered in blood.
  • i love you, but you have to go.
  • climb on my back. i'll carry you.
  • i wish you'd stay.
  • i slept here all night. i couldn't leave you.
  • stay with me. i can keep you safe.
  • no. i've made my decision. you're staying here.
  • holy shit. are you okay? what the hell happened?
  • we have to get inside right now.
  • quick! hide! in here!
  • if they know you're with me, they'll leave you alone.
  • if they attack again, we'll be ready.
  • this never should have happened.
  • i want you to run, okay? run and don't look back.
  • you're all right. you're safe. it's over.
  • i'll feel better once you're out of this.
  • i don't have nightmares when you're here.
  • where have you been? i've been calling you all night.
  • your phone went straight to voicemail. what's going on?
  • i don't want anything to happen to you.
  • i can't stand the thought of losing you.
  • i won't let them touch you.
  • when we met, i promised myself i'd keep you safe.
  • where'd they go? i'll give them a piece of my mind.
  • here. squeeze my hand if it hurts.
  • i'll lay beside you.
  • no. it's non-negotiable. you're staying here.
  • i don't want you to die, okay?
  • listen to me! i know what i'm doing!
  • i can't lose you again!
  • do you hear me? i love you! i've always loved you.
  • i've got you. i'm right here.
  • can i stay? i'll take the couch.
  • tell them you're with me.
  • you can make it. i believe in you.
  • are you kidding me? who decided this?
  • here, i'll pick you up.
  • get back in the car. i'll handle this.
  • if anyone can do it, it's you.
  • let me carry you to safety.
  • i don't do well when you're away.
;; meme
meowchiyo
meowchiyo

VIRAL TWEETS COLLECTION ⸻ ⟢ little confessions and compliments, statements and cry for help, some yearning and flirting prompts. credits to the owners of these tweets.

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  • “ you don’t realize how deeply i love you. ”
  • “ i never wanna talk about my feelings again. ”
  • “ you think you’re a better kisser than me? a better cuddler than me? come over here and prove it nerd. ”
  • “ i found the person who makes my heart skip and my soul feel at home and that’s you. ”
  • “ *kisses you all over your face* skincare. ”
  • “ i've never been so needy in my god damn life. ”
  • “ i really want u to stay. ”
  • “ maybe its better to keep it inside. ”
  • “ i miss you, even in my sleep. ”
  • “ i miss being able to call you just to talk about silly random things, but it’s not my place anymore. ”
  • “ dont flirt with me if you arent obsessive and controlling. ”
  • “ if you only knew how much i'm into you. ”
  • “ nothing lasts forever so lets be nothing. ”
  • “ i wanna do what makes you happy. that's my goal, to keep you happy all the time. ”
  • “ even if you have nothing to say, just text me. i miss you. ”
  • “ like i just wanna sit and stare at you and take notes of how beautiful you are. and at the same time i wanna fuck you so hard. ”
  • “ was i something you really wanted? ”
  • “ fuck i love ur voice. ”
  • “ i want us, i want you, only you. ”
  • “ i don’t feel wanted anywhere. ”
  • “ i literally hate being away from you. ”
  • “ sorry i stare but you're so fucking pretty. ”
  • “ i wish i mattered to you as much as i did in the beginning. ”
  • “ i like clingy. i like attention. i like affection. i like double texts. i like random calls. i like paragraphs. ”
  • “ i’ll tell you if you ask. ”
  • “ i want to understand you in ways that nobody has ever even thought to try. ”
  • “ i wish i wasn’t so easy to forget. ”
  • “ i like you in a way that ruins everyone else for me. ”
  • “ i wanna be the reason you smile and slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read my messages. ”
  • “ that feeling that everyone secretly hates u but u just cant prove it. ”
  • “ fuck texting, i wanna be with you. ”
  • “ i'd worship you in ways that’d make even a god jealous. ”
  • “ my eyes were on you before I even knew your name. ”
  • “ i am just a broken machine and i do things that i don't really mean. ”
  • “ i lied. i do have jealousy issues. ”
  • “ imagine being someone’s first thought for everything. ”
  • “ feeling unloved changes you a lot. ”
  • “ so basically everyone hates me and wants me dead is the vibe im getting. ”
  • “ hey, so like in case there was any confusion, you're fucking mine. ”
  • “ i will spoil you. you are my priority. whatever you desire is my next task to do. ”
  • “ i love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet. ”
;; meme
ohisms
ohisms

‪‪❤︎‬ ˚。⋆ ↪ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀CHE 𝐎𝐅 𝐏ROXIMITY.   ( a  remastered collection  of  90+ kissing scenarios.  feel free to reverse roles + adjust phrasing as desired. mature content within. THIS PROMPT WILL BE UPDATED.  )

  • [ S ] finally kisses [ R ] after pining for ages.
  • [ S ] pulls [ R ] into a kiss while showering together.
  • [ S ] shares a kiss with [ R ] during a game [ truth or dare, spin the bottle ].
  • [ S ] gives [ R ] a coy, chaste kiss as a thank you.
  • [ S ] and [ R ] kiss in an elevator, breaking apart the second the doors open.
  • [ S ] kisses just under [ R ]'s jaw, tipping their head back.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] with relief the second they're finally alone.
  • [ S ] showers [ R ]'s face with sweet kisses.
  • [ S ] kisses a [ scar / birthmark ] on [ R ] like it's holy.
  • [ S ]'s lips smear wet, hot blood upon [ R ]'s as they kiss.
  • [ S ] shares a laughter-muffled kiss with [ R ] hidden among the library shelves.
  • [ S ] presses lazy kisses to [ R ] on the sofa while the television runs.
  • [ S ] wraps their legs around [ R ] during a make-out session.
  • [ S ] presses a kiss to the hollow of [ R ]'s throat.
  • [ S ] drops a quick peck on [ R ]'s cheek before rushing off.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to "prove" they don't have feelings for them.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to prove they do have feelings for them.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to convince them not to leave bed.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to distract them from the treatment of their wounds.
  • [ S ] steals a parting kiss from [ R ] before [ S/R ] goes away for a long time.
  • [ S ] bites [ R ]'s lip mid-kiss, drawing blood.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] heatedly while tugging at their hair.
  • [ S ] abruptly kisses [ R ], a stranger, to scare off the people bothering them.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] emotionally, bringing one party to tears.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] with bruising desperation and urgency.
  • [ S ] distracts [ R ] from a task by kissing their neck.
  • [ S ] stands on their tiptoes to kiss [ R ]'s forehead.
  • [ S ] kisses down the column of [ R ]'s neck, leaving marks.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] the moment they're reunited after a long time.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] in a moment of sheer joy.
  • [ S ] gives [ R ] a dutiful kiss with no true feeling behind it.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to take away their pain.
  • [ S ] collides with a wall, then with [ R ]'s lips.
  • [ S ] presses a kiss over [ R ]'s freshly bandaged wound.
  • [ S ] pulls [ R ] close and kisses them mid-slow-dance.
  • [ S ] shares a spontaneous kiss with [ R ], a stranger.
  • [ S ] cuts [ R ] off mid-fight with an abrupt, heated kiss.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] on the ledge of a rooftop, adrenaline-fueled.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to shut them up.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] urgently, messily, as they scramble to undress.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] awake in the morning.
  • [ S ] kisses the tip of [ R ]'s nose.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ]'s shoulder blade through their shirt.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] underwater, then breaks the surface, gasping.
  • [ S ] shares a kiss with [ R ] in a heavy downpour.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] just above their waistband.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to seal their marriage.
  • [ S ] pushes [ R ] onto the bed and worships their body with kisses.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to resolve the suppressed [ romantic / sexual ] tension.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ], trying to convince them to stay.
  • [ S ] kisses the top of [ R ]'s head while holding them.
  • [ S ] steals a risky kiss with [ R ], forbidden lovers.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] while hiding from flashing cameras.
  • [ S ] kisses the swell of [ R ]'s breast.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ], leaving lipstick stains.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] on a rooftop while the sun [ sets / rises ].
  • [ S ] presses a flirtatious kiss to the back of [ R ]'s hand.
  • [ S ] trails sensual kisses down the length of [ R ]'s back.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to confess their true feelings.
  • [ S ] sneaks off with [ R ] to a public bathroom to make out.
  • [ S ] and [ R ] kiss to forgive each other after a fight.
  • [ S ] presses a kiss to [ R ]'s forehead as they sleep.
  • [ S ] and [ R ] share an [ accidental / mutually ] drunken kiss.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] unexpectedly during a fake dating scheme.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] after they've given them head.
  • [ S ] cages [ R ] against a wall with their arms to kiss them.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] heatedly in the crowded backseat of a car.
  • [ S ] and [ R ], just friends, share a tentative, exploratory kiss.
  • [ S ] and [ R ] share a kiss mid-combat, enemies and all.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ], smearing blood everywhere.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] even though they know they shouldn't.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] after believing they'd lost them.
  • [ S ] presses a comforting kiss to [ R ] after a devastating event.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] possessively in front of a jealous third party.
  • [ S ] pulls [ R ] into their lap and kisses them.
  • [ S ] holds [ R ] by the throat and kisses them heatedly.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] under the night sky while stargazing.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] to seal a promise they just made.
  • [ S ] holds [ R ] by the jaw to kiss them.
  • [ S ] holds [ R ]'s face and kisses the tears from their cheeks.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] abruptly, who melts into it after a moment of hesitation.
  • [ S ] presses a bunch of tiny, playful kisses to [ R ]'s face.
  • [ S ] shares a final kiss with [ R ] while [ S/R ] is dying.
  • [ S ] kisses the corner of [ R ]'s mouth.
  • [ S ] presses a feather-light kiss to [ R ]'s wrist, right over their pulse.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] through the window glass as a goodbye, leaving fog on the pane.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ]'s knuckles, one by one, never breaking eye contact.
  • [ S ] kisses [ R ] awake from a nightmare, whispering that it wasn't real.
  • [ S ] kisses the nape of [ R ]'s neck while [ R ]'s back is turned.
  • [ S ] and [ R ] kiss at midnight, to the countdown of a crowd.
;; meme
vallorouslly
vallorouslly

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Logan can't help the smile soon overtaking his face as she guides him into the house by his hand in hers. The sensation sends a warmth spreading through him, going directly to his cheeks in a pink bloom as butterflies gently flutter in his belly. When she lets go, it's almost like he feels a part of him leave with her, but he says nothing after it. Setting his helmet on the nearby table in the entryway, he toes off his boots and sheds his jacket, hanging it on the stand by the door before padding into the kitchen. "There wasn't that much traffic out tonight." Shocking, given the week ahead, the patterns typically hold. But maybe this one was proving to be a bit of a slower one for those in the little town. Not that he was complaining by any means, because it meant he got here faster.

But he watches her briefly as she wanders to the oven to pull out the latest batch of cookies, and his eyes linger probably too long on her form, catching every movement and staring. Only when she turns does he snap out of it, putting the milk in the fridge and then grabbing the little insulated bag he'd come with to the counter where she's recruited him for scooping.

"It smells wonderful in here." He's already got a severe hankering for as many cookies as he can reasonably eat, but as he stands beside her, he smirks. "Behold: my secret dough scooping weapon." With a flourish, he presents an ice cream scoop. "This way, they're all more uniform and it's less messy. Observe." He teases with a smile as he takes the scoop and easily gathers up enough dough within to then pop it on the cookie sheet with a gentle snick of the mechanism flicked with his thumb. "I should hope you're aware, at least a quarter of these cookies will be gone tonight." He says with a serious tone of his voice but a little bit of a mock grin he's trying to stifle for the gag itself. "You're feeding a black hole, here." When it came to sweets, it was painfully obvious when he simply couldn't stop, and cookies are one of his ultimate favorites.

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It’s so natural to just reach for his hand, to drag Logan into her home. Like she’s been doing it for forever. She listens to him as she pulls the cookies from the oven, her mind drifting for a moment, dreaming up a wholly different but no less perfect scenario. One where she opens the door and instead of just dragging him inside, she jumps into his arms first, hugs him, peppers his face with little kisses before the timer interrupts them –

Liza’s pulled from her thoughts when she hears the fridge close after Logan’s put the milk away, her cheeks immediately pinking when he comes to stand beside her. But then he compliments how good it smells and she can’t stop the grin from pulling at her lips. “Thank you… it’s my grandma’s recipe. Super secret.” She teases, like the bag of Tollhouse chips isn’t sitting right on the counter, recipe-side up.

To be fair, it was the same recipe her grandma used.

When he pulls an ice cream scoop from his bag, she gapes for a second before looking up at him. “Okay… why have I never considered this before?” Liza says, watching as he drops the dough onto the pan. “Though, in my defense, there is something pleasantly methodical about rolling them the old fashioned way… but this is faster.” She smiles and leans her hip against the counter, watching him place the dough in neat little uniform scoops.

“Listen – you’re putting in at least a little of the work, and you brought over milk? It only seems fair that I share a little with you.” Liza says, not even bothering to hide her own smile before scooting around him to flick the light inside the oven on, checking the batch that was cooking. “Mm – trust me, I’ll swat one out of your hand when I think you’ve had enough. Though I gotta say,” she looks at him again, her smile turning a little playful. “For a guy who eats so many sweets, you either have a really good dentist, or a flawless dental hygiene routine.” Liza blushes again – sure, she could just as easily have said she likes his smile, but she likes to throw in the playful compliment.

vallorouslly verse | a blanket made of stars ;; reply queue

@vallorouslly sent | sender absentmindedly reaches for receiver’s hand while walking [ meme ]

It’s not often that she leaves her apartment to head into work and finds Logan lingering by the front of her building. When he does, though, it always makes her smile – today is no exception, though it feels a little different. After they stop for coffee, he seems nervous, almost. She knows he’s been prepping for another assignment, but she hadn’t thought it was something to be nervous about. On the surface it seemed routine, but maybe he’s caught onto something that she hasn’t.

She’s lost in her own thoughts for a second, worrying about him, when she feels his fingers on her skin, a tingle shooting up her arm when his hand closes around her own. Liza looks over at Logan and squeezes his hand gently – he must be in need of some kind of comfort if he’s reaching for her hand like this, right? 

Maybe he just wants to hold hands with you, silly, she thinks, then feels her cheeks pink at the idea.

“Logan?” Liza murmurs, squeezing his hand again when they pause at a crosswalk. “Hey… you okay?”

vallorouslly verse | give em something to talk about ;; reply queue
angerbuilt
angerbuilt

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Delanie hands over the cup with a warm smile, setting the pastry down onto the table. She nudges the laptop out of the way for a moment, so she can pull out the pastry boxes. "I got a bit of everything, so, take your pick." She grins, taking a little sip of her own coffee.

agntwells

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On top of bringing coffee and goodies, Liza also appreciates the way Lanie nudges her laptop out of the way, even if it is just to have somewhere to put the pastry bag. “You’re literally the best, y'know. Aha! Blueberry… perfect.” She says before smiling up at the other woman. “I swear I’m going to have to get you back for all of this somehow. Drag you to dinner or something.”

angerbuilt verse | still an agent ;; reply queue
temp0rt5l
temp0rt5l

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❝ ah fuck . ❞

five moves around , the temporal jump behind him disappearing && wipes himself down , before looking around . he doesn't wait for a response , instead reaches out towards liza && takes the coffee cup from her , && swallows it back . his face turns up , absolutely revolted at the taste before glancing down at the liquid inside . ❝ is this chamomile ? ❞ he asks disgusted . ❝ what happened to coffee ? ❞

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Liza gasps, more from the sudden curse than the sudden appearance, perhaps a side effect of working with people who just liked to appear next to you for no real reason. Before she can really react, though, her tea mug is snatched from her grasp and Five is taking a drink from it before looking absolutely horrified that she’s not drinking coffee. “It’s almost nine-thirty at night, you nutjob. Of course I’m drinking chamomile tea and not coffee.” She chuckles quietly before snatching the mug back carefully. “I’d be happy to make you some, though, if you’d like. Since you just divebombed from God knows where into my living room.”

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She glanced down at the tea in her mug before taking a sip – not like Five’s riddled with weird diseases, as far as she’s aware, at least. “I’ll make coffee, you tell me what weird shit you were doing before you dropped in.”

temp0rt5l verse | still an agent ;; reply queue