Bob Says Hello

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
unlifeira
tinyyellowflowers-blog

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

neatlymanifolded

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markmywords-thankyoumark
merrinish

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I’m not in the community that posted this but if you’ve never tasted the bitter agony of searching for a pairing you’ve only just considered to find it’s like one dedicated author who has churned out like 69 slightly better than mediocre fics you don’t know what a rare pair is.

raisondetriment

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shoutout to my time alone in the spravey tag it has a whole 27 fics in it now and while i've never been Alone in the crutchiealbert tag isabel and i make up literally half of the (20) fics in the tag
lasagnatheory
redstonedust

i love wishing people luck for very mundane tasks that dont really require luck. going to the bathroom? good luck with that. making a sandwich? im crossing my fingers for you. need to change your shirt? i hope it works out exactly how you imagined.

oh i love doing this i alternate it with saying 'don't get lost!' when people tell me they're going to a nearby location they've visited many times like to the bathroom or to take over a show