AgENt CoRE

alright this community isnt happening
that sux
a lot
but anyways
im leaving for 2 weeks
if any of the other MODS
(you know who you are
and if you don't check the userinfo)
would like to assign missions
and TRY to keep this community up
be my guest
thats your mod-like duty anyhow

( Mission AccomplishedCollapse )

( mission one...check how about you?Collapse )

how about i just skate around downtown SF in my costume?

Alright fuckers
nobody wants the first mission so fiiiine.
OFFICIAL FIRST MISSION
whether it be chalk, paint, or magic marker,
draw a penis somewhere visible (or something else vulgar) and make it BIG theres nothing like a big cock to brighten up some working stiff's day when passing by the local elementary school.

come on now kids
i know 1/2 of you and i know
you can be creative and take advantage of this
pictures please
pictures

so wtf is the deal with this palce no ones said anything to me
why is nothing going on
post something

Im so happy theres members here
my own little army of agents
but...
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
agent stuff
do it
please?
or u will feel my wrath
arrrggg


assignment one has been completed by...NOBODY

REAL NAME: Mark
GENDER: Male
AGENT NAME: Agent Bobo
WHY SHOULD YOU BE AN AGENT?: because i'm a fucking ninja. The purpose of a ninja is to kill shit. anything that moves, i can pounce on like a fast cat of some sort, and devastate.
A TIME YOU CAUSED CHAOS OR VANDALIZED SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY: Threw a rock through a stained glass window because i felt like it, slashed the principle's tires when i was in jr. high, currently practices the art of graffiti on a constant basis
REASON FOR JOINING: because. that's all you need
SAY SOMETHING RANDOM AND AGENT LIKE: Breaker breaker 5, we've got an F.A.B. in sector five heading your way.
AGENT PHOTO

REAL NAME: Kefka
GENDER: Male
AGENT NAME: Agent Kef
WHY SHOULD YOU BE AN AGENT?: I should be an agent because I push the envelope until you want to beg me to leave that poor little envelope alone!!!
A TIME YOU CAUSED CHAOS OR VANDALIZED SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY: At a church once there was a sign reading "GOD BLESS AMERICA" and i removed the B and slid 'less' over.
REASON FOR JOINING: I'll do somethings so good it knocks peoples socks on their asses.
SAY SOMETHING RANDOM AND AGENT LIKE: He didn't find it funny when we slipped him GHB the night of his big performance. When I kicked that clue junior box against the wall I actually just wanted to draw a community chest card
AGENT PHOTO

alright agents
first off
recruit some god damn members
2nd
the mods have to come up with some missions
and 3rd
your first assignment is open
i want to see what your all made of
take pictures of something
anything
just cause some chaos and let us all in on it
you have one week
go!