Adventures of Evain

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dog-ending
ahedderick

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This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

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Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

ms-demeanor

FYI Neodymium glass (aka Alexandrite glass to collectors) appears different colors under different lights:

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This image is from a great writeup of why that happens on the Jennii Neutron blog.

ms-demeanor

Oh and of course Uranium, Selenium, Manganese, and Cadmium all fluoresce under black light.

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kastumoem
spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

spin-the-wheel-polls

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Yeah I think most people do

i can never feel cold which is going to remove from me one of my options to check for 'why do i hurt?' my hands will be hurting inexplicably now whoops they get so stiff if they are not warm and not feeling cold is not the same as not getting cold
kastumoem
creekfiend


satirical opinion piece entitled "What Can I Do to Make Your Experience Navigating This Inaccessible Thing More Tedious and Demoralizing?"ALT

"We have always done our best to fill our customers’ lives with unspeakable volumes of absolute horseshit, and disabled people are no exception to our special brand of hell. In fact, wouldn’t it be more ableist to try to deny you the full experience? We certainly like to think so! And before you ask us whether we considered making this process less hellish, we want to assure you: of course we did, but we ultimately decided against it!"

sisterskaoi

applying for any sort of disability benefit or accommodation be like

creekfiend

yeah I feel like this applies doubly for any programs intended specifically for disabled people to be honest

dog-ending
homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

homunculus-argument

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

trytocallmecal

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

homunculus-argument

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

small-gods-curator

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Putting my neck out for you folks here

tryan-a-bex

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

kastumoem
passerinearts

When it comes to chronic illnesses, mental illnesses, and disabilities, I've noticed that a lot of able-bodied people either don't take names seriously, or don't understand and ask you to explain what it is to them.

Now, if you have any kind of disability, you know it's fucking annoying go have people make you explain something over and over again, or have people go "oh, you have X? You mean, like the [awful stereotype] thing?"

So, I have realized recently that being Vague As Shit is great for making people leave you the hell alone.

I have autism and anxiety, and with that comes the symptom of selective mutism. If you don't know what that is, Firefox is free. But I had an episode where I couldn't speak today in one of my classes, and knew I would have to explain it to my partner and probably my professor.

This usually goes with me writing that I can't speak, them asking why, me saying selective mutism, and them asking me what that is. Then I have to painstakingly write out an explanation. And, obviously, I'm tired of this. So I tried something new. When he asked, I simply told him I couldn't speak, and when he asked if I physically couldn't or just didn't want to, I just opened my mouth and unleashed the terrifying, awful, broken stuttering that comes out when I try to speak while mute.

His response was "OKAY OKAY OKAY YOU CAN STOP NOW" and he did not question me for the rest of class, and even explained to the professor what was wrong when she tried to make me popcorn read.

This also works on doctors. When I tell doctors I have PCOS, POTS, or hEDS, they usually hear "oh the crazy women self diagnosis disabilities" and treat me accordingly. So, instead I drop unhinged symptoms until they leave me alone.

"Yes, my last menstrual cycle started on December 12th, 2025 and ended January 28th, 2026." "I have experienced several events where I have passed out randomly, yes." "My hip has subluxated six times in the past week."

It's like in the principles of writing horror. If you name and describe the problem, it's easier for people to minimize and ignore. Don't let them. You live with this fucking bullshit every day. Let your symptoms haunt people. They don't need to know everything about you. Besides, it makes them treat you better than when you give them names.

disasterhimbo

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#this is why my go-to example of executive dysfunction is the time i didn't notice i had sleep paralysis #because i thought it was just my brain's bad spark plugs until my nose got itchy