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adrian / 29 / he/him.

i’m a gay + agender transmasc individual and i have been #blogging for fifteen sexy and stupid years… so far!

if you’re here regarding my post of the paper kingdom demos, i cannot currently reupload them in a way that’s widely and publicly accessible. i recommend downloading the program soulseek onto a computer, as it is free, easy, safe, and very quick to find the demos that way. if you would like further information, you can ask, but i can only help so much :(

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i can and will post about most anything that’s interesting to me, but i always tag EVERYTHING, so feel free to filter as needed. of late, my biggest interests are it’s always sunny in philadelphia, final fantasy xiv, and the saw movies.

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if you’re here from the saw fandom, you might be interested in my chainshipping ghost!adam au fic, sleeping with ghosts; that link goes to the fic itself, and i also have a masterpost here that explains a bit more about SWG and links out to some of the supplementary material i and others have made for it.

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i also on-and-off maintain a horror film studies google drive which hosts academic books on film studies, both in general and specific to the horror film genre, as well as all of the screenplays of the saw movies that have been made publicly available.

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i don’t really do much in the way of social media, but:

ao3 // letterboxd // discord available upon request (if we’re mutuals and have talked before).

for the old heads among you, i’ve also started a cobra starship archive/sideblog, which you can find here.

thanks for reading!!

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somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

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I remember once wondering what the fallout was for this, if any (and hoping he didn’t get into trouble). I just had to look it up again because I remembered that the manager at that particular Krispy Kreme seemed to be under the impression that you can just delete things from the internet. Sure enough:

I spoke on the phone with Heath, a manager at the Krispy Kreme location who about knew the incident I was describing. He was, however, slightly surprised that I knew of the video. “Actually, that video was supposed to have been removed from the web,” he told me, “so I’m surprised it’s still out there circulating.”

Aaron, who executed the flip heard around the world, is a professional tumbler, and his dance group was once on America’s Got Talent. He described the iconic incident:

Oh my God, let me tell you about that night. So I have a free coupon to get like a dozen doughnuts, so I go, “All right, say no more.” I go make moves — we’re all in line, we’re just talking. I was like, “Yo, I’m about to make a video, I’m about to do a flip.” So I give them my coupon, I’m like, “Stand in line, get the dozen doughnuts, I’m gonna go over here and make this video,” and all that.

So it was me and my two friends. I tell them to set up at the table. I was like, “Oh, I gotta get my intro real quick.” I did my little intro — “Back at it again at Krispy Kreme” — and I was like, “Y’all ready?” Then we flipped the camera around.

I back up. I told myself, I’m not gonna hit anything. So I do my flip, but the second flip that I did — the back handspring, the back one with hands going into the spin — I stretched it out too long. So when I went into the air and started spinning, my left leg hit the sign off the wall clean, and it dropped behind the counter. And it was like [glass shattering sound effect].

It was packed. There was a good hundred, a hundred and some change, people inside. Everybody was talking. As soon as that thing dropped, everybody didn’t talk for a good 30 seconds. It was nothing but silence. As soon as I landed — I didn’t fall after that, you saw me, I landed on my feet. I looked up and I saw that it fell, I didn’t look at nobody, I just kept walking, and I walked out the door. Everybody was like, “What the heck? Oh shoot, he just kicked down the sign!” Everybody started going crazy.

I was floored to find out the restaurant was so crowded when it happened. Imagine being there that day, witnessing history…

Aaron did delete the video from his own account to avoid negative attention, but it had already gone too viral to die down. Happily he didn’t get into any trouble. Someone did call the sheriff (insane thing to do, be so serious), but they told Aaron, “You don’t have to pay for anything like that, just don’t do anything like that again.”

In the words of Funké in his coverage of the Vine, “and he hasn’t done it since.” But he did keep doing flips:

Asked if he had any other thoughts to add, Aaron stated, as a matter of fact, “Tumbling is life.”
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good media will have you feeling like the illiterate ogre who will never understand finnegans wake unless you read every book ever written by the end of the month bad media will have you feeling like youve woken up naked and emaciated in a dark and fetid cavernous space with a chain locked around your ankle and no memory of how you got there and realising with slowly dawning horror as you take in the deranged scrawls and tally marks scratched into the walls in your own familiar handwriting that you've been missing and likely presumed dead for several years