proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane