Adding girls to posts

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnygirls playing

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

@adding-girls-to-posts

(girl who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

Hi my name is jane normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

fucking hate texting carmilla i'll send her a funny meme and she'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand daughter

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then she turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

there’s just no way she fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

when you have a hammer everything looks like a girl you could kill with a hammer

I would never.

*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some guy

*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some girl

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Ursula?

does ursula love me

hell no bitch

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

girl are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandma didn't step on

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

picturing a woman alone in her silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking her hair and the carpet