Kitty: Mustache

The prefix to my new phone number is

999

you have no idea how much this pleases me. If my crazy hyper religious aunt asks for my number...
she'll go fucking ballistic it'd be hilarious. 


Oh, and uh. I have fangirls and guys on tumblr now. IDEK. Where did this come from. Why are they fans?
I am no quality, why do they even follow?
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Kitty: Mustache

Writer's Block: BFFs

If you were in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, and you discovered a cockroach in your room, would you kill it or make it your friend?


Neither. The cockroach would become my servant. It will play a vital part in my plans for escape. He will gather more roaches and rats to assist me, and in time they will destroy all of the prison's staff, and set me free. Once I have escaped, I'll brutally murder every single person in the current government who were involved in imprisoning me. Afterwards I will rebuild my human/machine army, take over the world and rule with and iron fist. All shall fear and worship me. It will be glorious.
Kitty: Mustache

LJ IS BEING MEGA LAME.

SO I'M CROSS POSTING THE POLL. IGNORE THIS UNLESS YOU'RE A MEMBER OF BATMAN_LULZ
Poll #1631146 BLULZ CHAT POLL

WHEN SHOULD WE HOLD CHATS?

SUNDAYS
12(28.6%)
MONDAYS
5(11.9%)
TUESDAYS
5(11.9%)
THURSDAYS
7(16.7%)
FRIDAYS
5(11.9%)
SATURDAYS
8(19.0%)
Poll #xxxx (RE)WATCH POLL
Poll #1631147 (RE)WATCH POLL

WHEN SHOULD WE WATCH BREAKFAST ON PLUTO?

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15
3(20.0%)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16
4(26.7%)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22
0(0.0%)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23
1(6.7%)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29
2(13.3%)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30
2(13.3%)
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5
1(6.7%)
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6
2(13.3%)
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12
0(0.0%)
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13
0(0.0%)
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Kitty: Mustache

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I'M SO PISSED OFF TODAY. IDEK WHY, I JUST AM. I WOKE UP FEEL LIKE THIS. I'VE BEEN TAKING IT OUT ON THE INTERNET. I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO FEEL BAD LATER FOR THE UNNECESSARILY MEAN COMMENTS I'VE BEEN LEAVING PEOPLE AT CERTAIN COMMS. SUPPOSE THIS BEATS BEING DEPRESSED.
:(

WHEN HE MEOWS, HE SOUNDS LIKE THE CHICK FROM THE GRUDGE

I'M AT THE AIR PORT WAITING FOR MY FLIGHT TO SEATTLE AND I FUCKING MISS MY CAT ALREADY. 
OMG... I NEED THAT WHINEY LITTLE BRAT.
FUCK. :<

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BTW, if I'm not online for 3 or more weeks this is because I haven't been able to find a place with cheap or free wifi. Just so you know. Don't want you guys thinking I'm dead or in jail again.

Oh shit, I gotta go board the plane~
My kitty. :< I'll be so far away from thee.