In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

"STAR TREK"
S1E23 - "A Taste of Armageddon"

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a little bird told me inprnt is offering FREE SHIPPING this weekend for orders of $30 or more

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

i love a teeny tiny bully breed. they’re so compact. three apples tall and absolutely ripped. size of a pea and made of steel. like a brick that loves u. perfection

Found this one lurking in my drafts lmao

Smoking looks soooooo cool but unfortunately I keep my lung cells pretty and pink and the bronchioles are hot and wet and tight and glistening and I breathe so good and my alveloli my girlfriend says I’m not allowed to finish this post