deebie

my scary noelles guard this message with honor

"Hang In There Baby" by Katie Aki

I love my English lectures but one thing that genuinely upsets me is seeing how many works of Irish literature are claimed as or assumed to be “British literature”. Like Dracula, Oscar Wilde and Seamus Heaney weren’t British artists...they were Irish. Why does Britain get to take credit for Irish pieces???

Colonialism 

Did you just refer to Bram Stoker as Dracula

i feel like i'm gonna hurl this is kind of an mcr reference

Greater glider,

wikipedia has a truly wonderful image of one of these guys right at the top of the article:

MCR: we’re going to write three albums about the importance of authenticity and nonconformity

MCR: we want to disband but our label is making us release a fourth record, so we’re making a concept album about how corporations prey on the people and should be overthrown

MCR: after a ten year break we want to tour again but we don’t have anything worthy of releasing and we’re in an age of oversaturated, unimportant music so we’ll do an anniversary tour of our most popular album with an original storyline that develops each night

MCR: and because tickets are so expensive and locations are limited we’ll live stream our concerts for free on our social media channels

Everyone: ugh what sellouts, this tour is a cash grab

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

when a relatively unpopular song that you like gets used in a fucking apple commercial or something and now it's blowing up

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.

this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

Came right up when I searched it, unfortunately

Tool Tip: Telling everyone that you “always hated [Asshole] the whole time” or you “knew he was bad news” after that person is discovered to be [Asshole] makes the people in your vicinity annoyed. Making fun of [Asshole]’s appearance makes people in your vicinity think you are stupid.