I was talking with my dad today about how people tend to dismiss the experiences of plants just because they’re so different from our own and he said “well I talk to my plants the same way I talk to my cats” and I think I love that sentence

my dad would totally do this except he likes dogs better

(@imadoctornotanescalator my dad would totally do this right???)

i love wishing people luck for very mundane tasks that dont really require luck. going to the bathroom? good luck with that. making a sandwich? im crossing my fingers for you. need to change your shirt? i hope it works out exactly how you imagined.

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

Guys I really need to start learning how to speak Arabic. I'm one language away from speaking half a dozen languages! Please read this so I can think "oh no I'm letting them down if I don't learn it"

if you learn Arabic then you can sing I speak six languages from 25th annual Putnam county spelling bee

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

This or nothing

in 30 years there's going to be a production of hadestown with eva noblezada as persephone and reeve carney as hades. and it's going to go the hardest anything has ever gone

ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

Yo mutual game

Rlly random fact abt yrself

I'll start

I didn't notice that I had freckles until my cousin pointed them out when I was 12

@koi-727 @jnadvich @localgreyteaaddict and open tags

Oh boy time to immediately forget everything about myself

I've startled my roommates multiple times because in the dark and from a distance I pass really well

@somuchspringg @art3i @p3anut47 @augmentedchordsofficial @ducks-with-spaghetti @whatthefuck1200 @laughing-instead-of-crying and any other moots and open tags

I have 4 different voices that I use at different times that sound like completely different people. Masculine for calming someone, feminine for acting friendly, middling for normal house interactions, and another for talking to idiots.

@angelsdocry @led-the-bastard @strawberryfairyflower @moth-boyyyy @maggots-in-my-blood plus anyone else who sees this

thats so cool what..

i randomly switch accents not of my own will, usually Australian, British, Valley girl, and Canadian lol (not saying they’re very good but uh, i do them lol)

@thegoodd1eyoung @smile-lines-and-dead-eyes @wasigood3nough @webs-xx @d0llar-store-aftercare @floatingmoonlight @holymuttz @junkyardd-101 @ziggy45 @zxlofttt @cerealmuncher5000 @villainous-violence @buns-gonna-crashout + anyone else!! lmk if you dont want me to tag you, if you alr told me not too so sorry <33

I can tell who's walking towards me by listening to their footsteps

@masterddisaster @thepulitherian @sadosera @sammysshowtime

oh gosh I am like the most boringest dog ever

i was really into zootopia when I was younger so ive watched zootopia in theaters like over 10 times or just at home multiple Multiple times

errmms,,,, @sh4rki3-fr0gz @dipshitdogboy @romeofthedell and anydog else @foxkinakechi and my wife GO!

inserting myself and @j3st3rpuppy into this and anyone else who wants to

i have a very bad sense of smell unless its a salty/savory/warm scent. i can NOT smell lavender(or any flowers rlly), any sweets, most fruit&veg which im told have soft scents anyways, etc (cant remember any more exaples)

also i have a sebastian solace merch collection. currently small, slowly growing

WAHOO THANKS FOR THE TAG MOOT >:3

uhhh so apple juice gives me headaches? idk why but i really like apple juice but it give me head ouch :(

pssst tags /nf ~ @callipso-withani, @toasterwaffles321, @str4wb33yb4ndages and open tags! sorry i need to find more people to tag sob sob

Woahh!! Thanks for the Tag Em!! :33

I uh...really like BSD,I wear a Dazai bracelet my friend made for me everyday,i own a lot of both mangas and books from the irl authors mentioned and I treasure everything I own (merch,books,dvds,pins,stickers, etc) of BSD like the most prized possession ever and get heavily upset if something as simple as one of them faling over or not having atleast one or two things of bsd with me.

Moots :33 @asher-agere @poetrypartyz /nf ofc ..uh I don't really have many friends on here lol..and open tags for whoever wants to join

AWW TY FOR THE TAG!

random fact about me is uh... I used to be known for liking miso soup when I've actually only ever had it once . . . so yea

and moots! @toark12 @tinyplushpup yea this is the only moots I can find...

Thanks for the tag :0!!

I have absolutely ass temperature regulation. When I go out, I have to be slightly cold or else I'll start overheating when I start walking somewhere. 15 degrees Celsius is like my maximum of tolerable temperature and it's pushing it. Anything under 10 is very good to me. Bonus if it's not sunny out, or if it's raining, because I love overcast and rainy days

Tags: @ghostofmystery @ap0th3osis @bldwspr @possibly-in-wonderland @cat-collections-agency + anyone else I missed

uhmmm i once fell down a set of stairs when i was like. 4. and mom tells me i was a normal kid before that, all of the time. which i find weird. apparently falling down the stairs at age 4 turned me into a freak of nature ? ???

uhmmmmmm i have bad memory let me see if i can remember some of my mutuals (no pressure to answer)

@woofcromancy @daggers-in-draag @ashevzkyi @limoncats (tumblr didnt let me add more people so im editing to add the rest of my mutuals my baddd) @cannedravi0lii @gay--dog @kartokish @fujoromanticz

UhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhI share a birthday with the most beautiful man in the world

Gah I havent talked to anyone on tumblr in so long,, @limoncats @huedrone @gwishinsong @otsu09 @pokespefangirl

the deepwater horizon explosion happened on my exact birthday :^

@foreverpantera @safaristylez @woodliquid @obiwanjart @aezoresdistrict hi sorry for bothering

OHH AHHH HELLO HELLO HELLO

umm. i have the most Two Wuv by Chonny Jash listens globally. 1166 and counting :D

ummm scratches my darned head @isthisatragedy @wireveined @babiesbat @ballpit-of-aut1sts @wowzeryeeowzer I just thought of every person possible adn tagged them Let me know if that is so obnoxious and if i shouldnt do that COOL THANKS BYE

(THIS IS COOL DW)

really cool and niche fact about me is that I did research papers on the dangers of roblox to children (specifically concerning child predators) and I'm really proud of those even if they were made last year and could be better

ALSO UHH HERE MY MOOTS @tiny-madd-hatter @sharkbite83 @hms-creature-feature @phatus-gusus

My favorite fun fact about me; is that the doctors got my birth-certificate wrong when I was born due to my name, parents sent it back—I think it would have been funny to keep it, but alas

So if someone asks what's the name or gender on my birth certificate I can say; Which one?

I think it was an omen of my disregard of gender

@thevamp-bat, @ms4nthropologist, @moonpie016, @safaristylez

Omg lesgo lemme think...

My random fact issss (drum roll): I have a weird dimple/second belly button (but not a belly button) on my lower back just a bit above my booty hole 👅 it's my butt button !!

@saiaisaiko @oddly-informed-raven @illsingyouonelastsong @astral-icecream @talesofruby01 @dino-the-raptor @somepomegranatetea @literallyidontwannadothis @februarytodeath @soapybananaz and open tags!!!

ty for the tag!!

mmmmm uhhhh I have freckles only at the base of my neck on the right side

@stargayzingidiot @imadoctornotanescalator @myloveofskateboarding @lioinsurreality @sleepingconstellation and anyone else who wants to join!

hello hello hello! Time to forget everything ever

uhhh I can touch my foot to my lower back while standing up

@lazuelazuli @engygeron @mrtreesnek @korokcrucifier @abugslifeforyouandi @last-of-the-independents @urghblergh @edna-mode-the-3rd @grownupchangeling @hyruledwarriorr + open!

I think that’s normal?? I can do that and so can 2 other people ik

anyway!! A random fact about me is that I know how to drive a boat

@sunchasingthestar @iris1101 @thedoctordoesmarvel416 and open tags!!

color guard i love you but everything hurts

Decided to join in with everyone and do a little “home culture miku” even though I don’t have twitter because this trend is honestly the loveliest thing in the world and seeing everyone’s contributions making my heart smile 👍

Bonus Romani Miku with who I think is already Romani Miku

@imadoctornotanescalator

I’m a Latin student and I had only read the first post and started laughing 😭😭 (I also love Greek mythology so I immediately caught the reference)