Who did the pirate meet in the depths of the jungle?
tAAARRRzan!
What did the homeless pirate live out of?
A shopping cAAARRRt!
Why was the actor pirate upset?
Because he didn't get the pAAARRRt!
What do roaming towtruck drivers steal?
Your cAAAARRR!!
What is a pirates favorite celestial object?
mAAARRRRRRs!
What did Rick the pirate say?
We'll always have pAAARRRis!
Where did the pirate keep his peanut butter?
in a jAAARRR!
where did the pirate go for a drink?
to the bAAAARRRRRR!