Journal created:
on 30 October 2009 (#23678918)
Updated:
on 16 August 2011
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Membership:
Closed
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Description:
99% Kris and 1% Adam (actual totals may vary)
Much like Kris Allen is 99% straight and 1% Adam Lambert, this community is 99% Kris and 1% Adam*+ We are Kris-centric but not Kris-exclusive, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that everything’s better with a little Kris Allen. We have no affiliations with any group. This is a place for us to flail. However, please note that membership is closed and will remain so - if you're looking for a great place to find Kris Allen news, then  krisallenmedia is your best bet on LJ. Membership there is open and it's updated multiple times daily!Does this place have rules? 1. Leave your drama llama at home. 2. No, seriously, if you cause drama, we will buy you a kitten. We will let you fall in love with that kitten. And then we will sneak into your house in the dead of night and punch you in the face. We’re not at all kidding when we say this is a drama-free-zone. 3. This is a place for people who know the difference between snark and hatred. If you seriously harbor hatred for anyone Idol-related, whether it be Idols, their friends, significant others, or family, this will not be for you. Unless that person is Danny Gokey, who deserves it. Just kidding. Kind of. Okay, let’s just take that on a case by case basis. 4. Our snark is outward and not inward. If you absolutely cannot resist making snide comments to your fellow community members, please find a community better suited to your unique needs. Can I [fill-in-the-blank] here? Well that depends. If [fill-in-the-blank] is talking about Kris or Adam or other Idols, posting news and articles, laughing over Cantiello and Slezak’s epic battle for Kris’s heart, flailing about albums or concerts, making Kris Allen: Tour Slut macros or similar, then YES! Yes you can do that here! And you really should, otherwise this place will be boring as hell. If [fill-in-the-blank] is perpetuating ship wars, analyzing things to the point of fatigue, talking about your lovelife/wardrobe/what you had for breakfast, picking fights, harshing our mellow, letting your drama llama run free and unfettered, and/or doing something that has a specialty community already devoted to it, then no. No, you can’t do that here. Can I make a post to talk about my face lotion? No. You guys suck, my face lotion is awesome. You make a compelling argument, and your skin is nicely dewy, but the answer is still no. That’s what other communities and personal journals are for. * May contain trace amounts of other Idols, Jim Cantiello, Slezak, Brassidy, CALE *glitter*, mocking of facial hair, or other + Math is approximate |
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