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Totally Hawt Potter Love - Chapter four

Disclaimer and Author’s note: All names that you recognize belong to J.K Rowling. Their personalities, however, belong to all of those lovely Planks out there who can’t write for shit. I don’t think I need to state that this is a parody any longer, so sit back, relax, undo your top buttons, stick you hands in your pants (if you’re parody’d or even canon James) and enjoy!

In the last chapter… The door clicked shut behind them, and James realized that a) they were locked in and b) he was in Lily’s body, so now he was the one with a figure like Jessica Alba’s, but better.

“We’re not letting you two out until you stop fighting and have makeup sex!” came Sirius’s muffled voice through the door. Remus mumbled something that sounded like ‘stalactite’ in agreement, and then they left without making a sound at all. How James knew they left was unimportant, but he knew they had nonetheless.

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More Chewing Out of Fangirls!

Hello Again! 
The other night, my friend and I were poking through the dark depths of ff.net in order to find stories to mock.  It was there that we came across an out-of-canon Aboosive!James fic so disturbing, that I decided to write a letter from dear Prongs, to the fangirls. Here is the result. Hope you all enjoy! 
Oh, and sorry about the random below post. My computer was having a seizure :) 

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Lily Chews Out Fangirls!

Hello Everyone! 
I love this communtiy. I also love Lily Evans. However, there are so many terrible stories about her, that I've completely given up on finding good Marauder fics.  But I was very bored, so I started thinking about how amusing it would be if Lily were to write to the fangirls. 
Here is the result. Enjoy! If no one is amused, I at least managed to amuse myself :) 
Warning: There are a just a few Book 7 spoilers, so DO NOT READ if you don't want to know.

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RAANNNTTTT

Hey! I'm new to all of this, I joined a little while ago so I could read some of these stories for a laugh. I honestly thought I would feel too bad to rant about a story but this was just a little too much even for me. Its called My Girl by Gina2 (fanfiction.net) I was looking for a nice Lily/James fic but this was definitely NOT IT!

All I can say is that my (ATTEMPTS) at L/J fanfiction never ends up here!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/365517…
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Hey everyone! 
So out of morbid curiosity, I looked up the story The Marauders and a Seasonal Storm. Despite my urge to vomit, I realized that this story wa indeed begging to be sporked. Be nice, as this is my first one, and if you want to add your own variations, don't hesitate. 
Much obscenity, so if you don't have a twisted sense of humor, stay away! 
Enjoy
Oh, and for anyone who is brave enough here is the happy link to this actual drivel. Be afraid....
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/123359…

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Doctor

In which Lily is like Paula Radcliffe (she probably even pees on the road, too)

Well, hello there! I haven't posted on this community in such a long time, which is not acceptable. As a co-mod, I should be ashamed of myself *hangs head*. But! (I like the use of the exclamation mark there) this does not mean that I have forgotten my hatred of all bad fics! I most definitely still despise them with a burning passion.

I have a sporking here. It's a horribly bad story, and this is the first chapter of three that I am going to spork. I'm assuming that it's an AU, and AU stories have a perfect right to wag their own tails, but when one is as bad as this, the authors should just be mutilated. Thank you to cgn  for the help she gave me, throwing in quite a few of her own additions. You'll know which ones she wrote, they're the ones that you'll laugh at.

Here's the linky-link to the actual story: This makes me want to vomit

And now, for the spork!

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