I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

You know how there are fics that are so well-written and believably characterized that they can make something that's not your kink sexy and compelling?

Yeah, this is not one of those stories. But, hey, if any of this is your kink, you might enjoy it.

Brian/girl!Gerard/Mikey with bonus secret-hetcest-baby PWP
NC-17
1,880 words
Comment-fic for pearl_o

( Gee drops the phone when her doctor tells her the lab results. )

Allow me to quote my past self:

Also, when I was scrolling down to get to the fabulous girl-oral, I was thinking about your regency AU Ray and how he probably learned to give really awesome head from his mistress, girl!Frank, who was an opera dancer in the city. This was before he was married, obvs, because that's what was Done. He breaks it off when he gets engaged, or no, she breaks it off before then, to run off with Bob, who is a musician in the opera.

So this isn't even the fannish thing I should be working on, but here, have 3,000 words of ridiculous and self-indulgent girl!Frank/Bob set in pearl_o and impertinence's girl!Gerard/Ray Regency AU.

( Insert melodramatic romance novel title HERE )

DOOOOOOOOM and rare-pairings.

When that last anonymous meme was going on, I asked people to give me a pairing/threesome and a prompt, to cheer myself up with porn. 12 days and 16,000 words later, I am feeling much better about fandom. Yay, porn! And, yay, so many awesome rare-pairings, guys!

I'm putting the two with incest at the top of the list, so you can skip right over those if that's not your bag. Other than that, everything is arranged by band (My Chem in this post, My Chem/Fueled by Ramen, My Chem/The Used and The Used in part 2) and then alphabetically by pairing. Mostly. Shhh.

(And in case you were wondering, nothing under the cut-tags is appropriate for minors. Or, you know, true.)


My Chemical Romance

1. Brian/Gerard/Mikey, getting caught
for hikarinotabi
( Brian walks in on them for the first time on Warped '04. )

2. Gerard/Mikey, a conversation about first kisses
for fallingfortruth
( When Gerard is a sophomore at SVA, he takes Mikey to a college party. )

3. Bob/Frank, hair-pulling
for sociofemme
( Frank jumps on Bob as soon as he gets off the plane. )

4. Bob/Frank/Jamia, orgasm denial
for ficsoreal
( "Please, please, please," Frank says, and Bob laughs low and rumbly next to his ear. )

5. Bob/Frank/Jamia, conflict resolution
for mrsquizzical
( Jamia pauses with three fingers inside Bob. )

6. Bob/Mikey/Ray, dirty talk
for oteap
( "Happy anniversary, " Mikey says. "I got you a Bob." )

7. Brian/Jamia, a conspicuous absence of Frank
for thesamefire
( It starts when Frank calls her from Japan. )

8. Mikey/Ray, Machiavellian
for jamjar
( Hey, like the man said, it's better to be feared than loved. )

9. Gerard/Ray, phone sex
for pearl_o
( Gerard always wants to try new things in bed, but he is surprisingly vanilla for a guy who talks about sucking more dick than David Cassidy on stage. )

Part 2: MCR/FBR, MCR/The Used and The Used

More comment fic. Because I apparently cannot resist a good porn meme. Or sex pollen. Reposted here to soothe my obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

Irresistible Force/Immovable Object
Bob, Frank, Jamia
~2,200 words
NC-17

( Everyone on the tour jokes about it: oh, Frank's in heat. )

Title: Pretty Pink Ribbon
Author: 7iris
Pairing/Rating: Lyn-Z/Gerard, NC-17
Summary: Pegging. PWP.
Length: 1,800 words
Disclaimer: I am making this shit up.

For halfamoon. Also because I am a small, petty person.

( Gerard licks his lips and looks up at her, kneeling between her legs. "Tell me one of your fantasies. Tell me what you wish we were doing right now." )

Writing anonymous porn in the laundromat.

My life, so hard.

ETA: Well, this defeats the purpose of an anonymous porn meme, but glorify said it was okay, and I have less shame than I thought. What I wrote:

( Sharp, Bob/Frank UST, piercings )

( Water Wings, Gerard/Ray, skinny-dipping )

Title: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World
Author: 7iris
Band: MCR
Pairing/Rating: Frank/Mikey, R
Summary: It's like Casablanca, only with MCR in a dystopian AU.
Length: ~7,000 words
Disclaimer: I am making this shit up.

( Of All the Gin Joints in All the World  )