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ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE THIS DOESN'T DESERVES TO FUCKING LIVE.

THAT MEANS YOU, LIVEJOURNAL FAGS.

PS: I know that this isn't a fanfic review, but I don't give a shit.

I decided that i'm gonna try to review all of Leaky Underwear's fics.

Story or Series Title: Daisy Chain Fun (Pink Floyd? Nope, TURTLE SECKS!)
Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/302225…
Author: Leaky Underwear
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Fiction Rated: M
Genre: Romance/Action/Adventure
Chapters: 1
Words: 140
Published: 7/02/06
Updated: 7/02/06

Author's summary: "what happens when turtles get horney"

Review: I'm not very savy in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fandom, but I know enough to review this fic.

Donnatello asks what the others want to do. They all want to have sex, so they get into the Daisy Chain position. Throughout this orgy, random shit happens like Splinter yelling out random shit & dying. Shredder becomes jealous of the orgy, pops in the 'DO A BARREL ROLL' & ran away to have Trauma-Healing Buttsecks with Casey.

"In the end all the turtles got pregnant and exploded.

THE END"

These are the last lines in this fic.

I give it a 6/10, it is funny but very short & doesn't compare to "Stu's Bad Day", not like I expect it to do.

Anyone that doesn't have a sense of humour will hate this.

From the creator of "Stu's Bad Day"!

Story or Series Title: Fluffy who loved Milk (yarr!)
Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/305659…
Author: Leaky Underwear
Fandom: Rugrats
Fiction Rated: M
Genre: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1
Words: 203
Published: 7/21/06
Updated: 7/21/06

Author's summary: "Fluffy luvs milkwhat wil she do to get it"

Review: I decided to do another review today, so here goes.

We start off with Angelica, who decides play with her cat & "play with her kitty’s lipstickit tasted a little salty but she didnt care". Fluffy wants milk, so Angelica gets some. Fluffy wants more but Angelica decides that she had enough for today, so the cat rips out her eyeballs. The fridge somehow opens up & dumps crap on Angelica, including the milk. Fluffy humps it until it bursts open. Blood from Angelica's eyeballs mix with the milk, when Drew comes in. He laps up the "Strawberry Milk" until Fluffy bites off Drew's dick. Afterwards, Fluffy heads off to Tommy's house, the story ends there.

Eh, I give it a 5/10. Not very funny & not very special.

You can check it out if you want, but trust me, you aren't missing much if you don't read it.

Here's a good one.

Story or Series Title: Stu's Bad Day (indeed.)
Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/302108…
Author: Leaky Underwear
Fandom: Rugrats
Fiction Rated: M
Genre: Agnst
Chapters: 1
Words: 178
Published: 7/01/06
Updated: 7/01/06

Author's summary: "Don't get Stu Pickle's mad, he'll RAPE YEH."

Review: ...I'll just let this fic review itself...

"Stu Pickles was totally tripping on LSD one day and then he heard Tommy screaming because he shit his pants or something. He was like, “Oh fuck” so he went over there to deal with that little bitch. All of a sudden he was attacked by a vicious flying squirrel. And this shit had rabies. Stu screamed and stabbed that asshole with a fork but forgot the squirrel was on his face so now he was racing down the hallway bleeding all over the place because there was a dead squirrel dangling from a fork on his eyeball. Then a wolverine jumped out and swallowed his left leg. Stu was now angry because he could never catch those conniving wolverines. They always stole his ideas and stuff. Wolverines have like psychic power Stu would know. So Tommy was still screaming and Stu ran into Tommy’s room and saw that he had just dropped his bottle. He got so pissed his raped the shit out of him until his penis ripped out of Tommy’s right eyesocket.

The end."

I give this a 7/10, it's just so AWESOME! The only bad thing, besides the obvious, is that it is too short.

Only the humourless will not enjoy this read.

Today I decided to finally use this journal to review fanfiction, & what better way to do that than to review a Rugrats fanfic?

Story or Series Title: Chuckie's Revenge (despite the title, Chuckie doesn't really manage to do anything)
Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/343760…
Author: xMemnochx
Fandom: Rugrats
Fiction Rated: M
Genre: Action/Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2
Words: 861
Published: 3/12/06
Updated: 3/12/06

Author's summary: "The Rugrats...terror style. Enter the world of S&M, sickness and of course the occasional useless, dramatic punchline. I hate this show anyways, so its all good."

Review: I found this fic in a matter of minutes. At first I was overjoyed by the fact that this isn't a goddamn All Grown Up! fic, until I read more of it. What basically happens is that Chuckie angsts over how he hates Tommy, all the while jacking off. Chuckie decides to go talk to Tommy. Chuckie goes straight to the point & wants to end their 'relationship' which we'll see in a moment. Tommy, being one hell of a abusive rat bastard in this fic, puts his cig out in Chuckie's eye & drags him to the house.

The next chapter is basically a one sided gore-fest. What disturbed me the most in this fic is the cream. I'm not really an ultra violence person, unless if it's in a light-hearted tone. This isn't what I consider 'light-hearted', either.

I give it a 4 out of 10, this fic disturbed the ASS out of me. The only good things here is that they aren't 'All Grown Up!' & the bane of the Rugrats that is Kimi & Dil are nowhere to be found. This guy apparently hadn't seen Rugrats recently.



Unless you like disturbing shit, don't read. That is all I have to say about that.

Hello everyone at LiveJournal, I am Chewy2007 (I typed my name backwards because apparently, 'Chewy2007' is popular). I will mostly use this journal to spork sues when I feel of it. In the meantime, you can check me out in http://www.myspace.com/chewythekickassmetalhead/ Comments are accepted.