i think we should talk about grace self canabalizing himself more. he eats a burger made of his own flesh every day. canonically.

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

i’m worried this hasn’t been posted here yet

hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

Southern African Wildcat | Eugene Tulleken

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

I emailed this spamton account on here once but a couple months back he got banned and then emailed like 80 people in a thread to get them to ask staff to appeal the account and since then I have been getting push notifications like this basically every other day

I'll eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! I'm starting to feel sleepy, but... I'll eat.

食べる！食べる！食べる！食べる！食べる！…眠いなってきちゃったけど…食べる。

Susie making sure Noelle doesn't feel the way she was made to feel for ever being vulnerable...

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i can't believe i've never posted jakey before this guy has been on my radar a long long time and i really thought he was in my queue by now but i guess not
off all the obscure dog breeds i think i'd like chippiparai to catch on in the west the most

Art Nouveau pearl, gold and enamel ring, by René Lalique centering a button-shaped pearl, between leaves applied with green enamel, ca. 1900.

ALT

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often (#198)