art of me by jamie mydearest kismesis
guerrilla blogging
Worthless Peon Friend: I deleted social media and picked up whittling
You: Ayyy looks like the vessel is getting filled
Other friend: W fullness
Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent
Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.
deft cocks
around the world aropund the world
the-supernatural-atheist asked:
money goes hard when it's coins
charl0ttan answered:
penis goes hard when its loins
i sing then everyone joins
i sing then everyone joins