Spooning
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bakerstreet
the spooning meme
one: post your character and any prefs. little or big spoon?
two: tag around
three: your characters are now spooning.
four: profit???
Rate dat booty!
Jul. 11th, 2026 02:48 pmdeadliesthero posting in bakerstreet
rules
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy
(no subject)
Jul. 11th, 2026 08:34 pmfakerstreet posting in bakerstreet
Oh dear! It seems you were in such a rush in the Internet Rental Store that you grabbed the wrong website (or at least, that's your story, and you're sticking to it). This isn't Bakerstreet! It's some sort of porno parody of your beloved favourite meme community!
Well, you're not getting your money back now, so you might as well try it out anyway...
How it works:
You are no longer playing your character from their own canon. Instead, you are playing them from a porno parody version of their original storyline. If you've not seen one, you've certainly heard of them; the basics of the characters and the 'plot' is the same, but suddenly, it's all about sex. This makes perfect logical sense to them. After all, things have always been that way!
e.g. A pokémon trainer no longer challenges anyone they make eye contact with to a pokémon battle, they instead challenge them to an orgasm battle. The healers from RPGS use blowjobs to restore HP, whilst the fighters fuck the 'monsters' that are actually highly attractive people into submission. Instead of just enslaving the galaxy, The Empire is sex enslaving the galaxy and the only way to stop Darth Vader is to fuck him until his heart is pure again. Etc.
How to Play- Post your character (or their legally distinct counterpart), the name of their porno and any preferences you have, with a brief explanation of their new 'canon.' The sort of thing you would see as a blurb on the back of a DVD. You can add additional prompts if you desire, or leave it to those tagging you to set the scene.
Don't feel constrained to a castmate's parody idea; just because they've decided to go for Honkai: Star Railed doesn't mean you can't go with Honkers: Star Rails.
Keep in mind your characters have not become porn stars; they have become characters as portrayed by porn stars.
Add terrible porn dialogue to taste.
YTA
Jul. 11th, 2026 07:44 pmmcmemeface posting in bakerstreetAITA: The Meme
r/AmITheAsshole or AITA is a subreddit dedicated to, well, figuring out if the poster is the asshole. People post their grievances, often with a snappy title (“AITA for not allowing my best friend to crash at my house after his wife died?”), the story of their saga, and often ending with two sentence TL;DR summary at the bottom.
Commenters vote, YTA (you're the asshole) or NTA (not the asshole) or ask for more details before giving their final verdict. Occasionally, people declare a story too unbelievable to be true, and refuse to vote.
- Post a toplevel with your character's story. Include as much or as little detail as is IC, including aliases if they're trying not to stir too much shit.
- Tag around. Are these people the asshole?
- Discuss! Fight! Pretend your character got banned from Reddit!
(no subject)
Jul. 11th, 2026 12:16 pmbstreetirregular posting in bakerstreet THE BUCKET LIST
You've got the news. Your time here is limited, before you're forced to move on to... the next dimension.
But your business isn't done yet.
But your business isn't done yet.
HOW TO PLAY
- Top level your character, preferences, and other information.
- In the comment, write down a list of things your character wants to do before they leave.
- Do not leave a blank toplevel.
- Tag out and have your characters help them with their bucket list, or just react to being asked!
The start of something new
Jul. 11th, 2026 11:03 ambuckynats posting in bakerstreet
flirty text starters
how to play
— top level with your prefs + etc.
— another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
— another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
if you want to style up your comments to resemble text messages, too:
SMUT SATURDAY
Jul. 11th, 2026 09:57 aminuyasock posting in bakerstreet
smut 💋 picture prompts
| top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛 〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛 〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛 |
Then I was like >:|
Jul. 11th, 2026 09:31 amsneaks posting in bakerstreet
touch them, I'll kill you
For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.
HOW TO
— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
( Read more... )— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
two truths. one lie.
Jul. 11th, 2026 12:38 amskateboard posting in bakerstreet
The game is simple, really. Two truths, one lie. Can anyone guess which one is which?
» POST with your muse and their two truths and one lie.
» RESPOND to others guessing which is which.
» HAVE FUN calling people out!
The setting is up to you, it can be at a party(
the typist has always wanted to go to one of these...
Jul. 10th, 2026 07:13 pmanon_jigen posting in bakerstreet
Welcome to...
The Night Market
Even as the sky gets dark, there's still a lot of lights and life all over this busy street full of people. Vendors and customers from all over come to share and appreciate their creations, taking in this lively atmosphere. Eat, drink, be merry - but watch out for pickpockets and price gouging.
Rules:
1. Comment with your characters. Feel free to specify if they're a vendor/merchant, performer, or someone just here to enjoy the market.
2. Hang out, meet new people, laugh at the bootleg toys, and stuff your faces with good food and drinks.
Summer days drifting away, To-ah! Oh, the summer nights
Jul. 10th, 2026 06:26 pmkicksforsocks posting in bakerstreet
haunted by wrong turns & roads not taken
Jul. 10th, 2026 12:38 amkissingtheshoreline posting in bakerstreetTwo roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost In this world, one influential moment of your life...went differently. { I N S T R U C T I O N S } → Post your character, preferences, and what moment of their lives took a different path. You can also include how their life has changed because of it. Please do not leave comments blank and leave around at least two events that could have happened instead. → Tag in. Your character might be part of this new world, or they might be someone who remembers the way things used to be before this happened. → Have fun! |
notes: originally found here. modified meme taken from a musebox via
hatetobeathing 
Excuse me, too busy, you're writing a tragedy
Jul. 9th, 2026 08:20 amasoftermeme posting in bakerstreetThis Won't End Well
In our bones, we all know this kind of relationship.
Maybe the ending was written long before either party showed up. One of them might've made a terrible decision and spent the rest of the story paying for it. Or, despite all good intentions, the universe simply took one look at two people’s happiness and said, "absolutely not."
The endgame isn't making it to the finish line. No. Our goal here is far, far worse. We need to make everyone miserable when the whole love falls apart.
How to play: Roll, pick, combine, ignore the numbers entirely. Whatever gets your characters into the most emotionally expensive situation possible.
( Read more... )Here's lookin' at you, kid, missing all the things we did.
Jul. 8th, 2026 07:46 pmkicksforsocks posting in bakerstreetMAFIA ROMANCE
Some people inherit family businesses. On occasion, that inheritance comes in the form of organized crime. Hey...a job's a job.
Whether your character was born into the life, dragged into it kicking and screaming, or just made the mistake of falling for someone with too many expensive suits and more enemies: ciao. This meme's got dramatic glances across smoky restaurants, deals that go sideways, fake engagements that get inconveniently real, bodyguards with no sense of personal space because who needs it, rival families, loyalties you struggle to keep straight, and romance that probably needs a lawyer on retainer.
Play it straight or melodramatic or so full of yearning it could power this murky city's grid. Historical, modern, cobbled together from every crime movie you've watched at two am? Doesn't matter. Thread it out. Do Pacino proud. Slice-of-life with a criminal empire in the background works. For the record, so does a full-on blood feud.
RULES
• Comment with your character and preferences. Nothing novel.
• Tag around.
• Specify if you prefer gritty realism, complete melodrama, or pure romance.
• Apply content warnings if needed for gore, violence, etc.
( Read more... )
• Tag around.
• Specify if you prefer gritty realism, complete melodrama, or pure romance.
• Apply content warnings if needed for gore, violence, etc.
The Slave Auction Meme
Jul. 8th, 2026 05:46 pmmemester posting in bakerstreet( Read more... )
* Leave a comment with the character's name, fandom, and whether your character will be playing the part of 'slave' or 'master', plus preferences for scenarios if you have any.
* Respond to others with one of the scenarios below or feel free to make up your own.
* Please remember to be respectful of others while you play
Warning: Be aware that this meme deals with dark subjects like slavery and may also contain non-consensual/dubiously consensual sex, violence, and kink.
( Prompts )
Sensual
Jul. 8th, 2026 06:33 pmrepost posting in bakerstreet |
For when you yearn for the pining, slow burn. HOW TO PLAY - Comment with your info, preferences, and anything else you want the class to know. - Reply to others. - Apply prompts as needed. ( prompts ) |
I will throw myself out the window, I said calmly
Jul. 8th, 2026 06:11 pmiamthesockpirelestat posting in bakerstreet
The Defenestration Meme
...it seemed like a good idea at the time.
de·fen·es·tra·tion
noun
the act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window: the defenestration of the commissioners at Prague.
( Read more... )noun
the act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window: the defenestration of the commissioners at Prague.