girls from the 7-11

I AM THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I FORGOT CHELSEA'S BIRTHDAY AND DAMN, I FEEL LIKE A WENCH NOW. I'M SORRY, I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF MICHAEL JACKSON PICTURES AND GOOD LOVINZ. ALSO, I SHALL SEND PACKAGES FULL OF ERECTION-GIVING ITEMS.

SERIOUSLY. BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER. I'M STILL SORRY.

If Michael asked me to, I would totally 'tap dat azz'.

And then, when the babies came, I'd hope to God they were tiny munchkin cats who I would force to stay upstairs all day purely so I could call them down for dinner and watch them roll their way down the stairs.

Hey mom, guess what? I'm going to marry an English girl (Although she is technically a boy, her peen is hot).

Oh yes, oh yes. The land of 100bpm! Chels! Jen! Revolution!

And yes, I'm lame enough that I took 20mins out of my day to draw that icon. LOVE IT.