when you enjoy a show, you don’t enjoy it because of David Zaslav

when you enjoy a videogame, you don’t enjoy it because of Bobby Kotick

when you enjoy a starbucks coffee, you dont enjoy it because of Laxman Narasimhan

when you enjoy tumblr, you don’t enjoy it because of Matt Mullenweg

the bourgeoisie is immortal and exploitative by definition. there are no good capitalists. the enjoyment we derive from their companies isn’t caused by them, it’s obtained despite them.

GUYS, THE CRABS MAY VISIT US SOONER THAN EXPECTED

tumblr is such a wonderful social media because when you search for any online celebrity you’ll get 5 results: a callout post from 2017 accusing them of war crimes, a screenshot of a funny tweet they made, 2 (two) pieces of fanart made by the same person, a link to a news article that got crossposted by a bot and an entire blog run by the most down bad person on the planet talking about how the many ways they’d like to fuck them

it took them long enough

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i think that happened a while ago tumblr, but thank you

not only is tf2 the 15th game on the Tumblr recap list, but emesis blue made it’s way into the top film list as well (78th)

GIVE ME THE OLD LAYOUT BACK NOW. GIVE IT TO ME. KILL THIS BEAST I NEED MY OLD LAYOUT BACK. PLEASE THIS MAKES NO SENSE. THE REASON WHY IT WORKS ON MOBILE IS BECAUSE YOU USE BOTH THUMBS. IT MAKES NO SENSE ON A COMPUTER. KILL IT WITH FIRE

here’s a list of mozilla add-ons for all of you tumblrinas out there to have a better internet experience

also, if you like my post, please reblog it. Tumblr hates links but i had to put them so you adhd bitches actually download them <3 i know because i am also adhd bitches

BASIC STUFF:

AdGuard AdBlocker / uBlock Origin : adguard is a basic adblock and with origin you can also block any other element you want. for example i got rid of the shop menu on tumblr

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Privacy Badger : this add on will block trackers. if an element contains a tracker it will give you the option to use it or not

Shinigami Eyes: this will highlight transphobic and trans friendly users and sites using different colors by using a moderated database. perfect to avoid terfs on any social media. i will explain how to use this and other add-ons on android as well under the read more cut

THINGS YOU TUMBLINAS WANT:

Xkit: the best tumblr related add on. with many customizable options, xkit not only enhances your experience from a visual standpoint, but provides some much needed accessibility tools

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bonus: if you are into tf2 and wanna be a cool cat, you can also get the old version to add cool reblog icons

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AO3 enhancer: some basic enhancements including reading time and the ability to block authors and tags

YOUTUBE

Return of the YouTube Dislike : pretty self explanatory

Youtube non-stop: gets rid of the annoying “Video paused. Continue watching?” popup when you have a video in the background

SponsorBlock: gives you options to skip either automatically or manually sponsors, videoclip non music sectors and discloses other type of sponsorships/paid partnerships

Enhancer for YouTube: adds some useful options such as custom play speed, let’s you play videos in a window and most important of all, it allows you to make the youtube interface as ugly as your heart desires. I can’t show a full image of what it looks like because i’ve been told its eye strainy and i want this post to be accessible but look at this <3

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PocketTube: allows you to organize your subscriptions into groups

YouTube Comment Search: what it says

FINDING STUFF

WayBack Machine: you probably know about this site and definitely should get the add on. this allows you to save pages and access older versions with the click of a button. while you can search wayback using web archives, please get this one as well as it allows you to easily save pages and contribute to the archive.

Web Archives: it allows you to search through multiple archives and search engines including WayBack Machine, Google, Yandex and more.

Search by Image: allows you to reverse image search using multiple search engines (in my experience yandex tends to yield the best results)

Image Search Options: similar to the last one

this next section is pretty niche but…
STEAM AND STEAM TRADING

SteamDB: adds some interesting and useful statistics

Augmented Steam: useful info specially for browsing and buying games

TF2 Trade Helper: an absolute godsend, lets you add items in bundles, keeps track of your keys and metal and your recent trades, displays links to the backpack tf page next to users profiles and more. look it tells me how much moneys i have and adds metal to trades without clicking one by one oh may god

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IN CONCLUSION:
oooooh you want to change to firefox so badly, you want to delete chrome and all the chrome clones that are actually just spyware and use firefox

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tumblr has achievements now?

for april fools tumblr has blessed us neurodivergent people with useless buttons to press and i’m here for it