Elections for President of LiveJournal

Did you know there's a community called ljers4president that's been for a couple of years? It's on its third election, and voting is taking place right now.

PS: Vote for Will63 and the ljihadists, LJihad for LOLs!

Dear Leader of USA

I have so far tolerated your behaviour in the spirit of international forbearance, but enough is enough.
I am hereby issuing you with an ultimatum. Either you desist from your obnoxious course of action, or i shall be forced to invade.I have the full backing of my country's goverment and its armed forces, which are ready to give you a drubbing, should you prevaricate on this matter.
You have until 11.59pm on sunday to respond. Truly, you will rue the day you offended me.

Yours sincerely

CCB speaking on behalf of Benrik Land

~~ www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com (explains everything)

DECISION 2004 HAS BEEN MADE.
GOD BLESS AMERICA, MY HOME SWEET HOME.
GEORGE W- FOUR MORE YEARS!

I am going to conquer this presidency with my amazing ability to kick faces, cook macaroni and cheese, attack people with pez and my love of evil debates! I can gurantee a few things with my entrance into this war of votes and democracy.

After I am elected these are my goals.

To give every hobo one package of cheese
To give enryone in livejournal a toasted penut butter and jelly
To make Weekly World News is the only newspaper ever published again
To make The United states Part Of Canada
To totally lower taxes
To make it so everyone drives camels to work
To make a musical dance break part of everyones work day.
To give incomple a job

My cabinet has not been completely filled yet for anyone who knows they must participate in this amazing force in Blogging Democracy:


happypepito :: (Miami) Vice President

If you have not been given the bug of joining this powerful campaign yet just look at these testimonies!

I am officially going to enter into this race for president. With my experience of no tainting by school councils or any such little pretend governments I have a clean slate. a whole new set of ideas. Plus I don't pay attention in school so I am untainted by them as well. With television internet and movies as my education i shall rule all!!

Oops I mean um be the resposible leader of a wonderful democracy.

I am announcing my candidacy for President. Know that I will rule over you not just with an iron fist but also with a caring and nurturing iron fist.

What about first lady?

I have a guess....either Hep, Scar...or me.