House of Trouser, 4.00

So I had to recreate my Trouser kids, which meant killing their mothers off, and making Bouncer again. Though Bouncer came out before I killed Kerry and Agatha off, because it's easier that way. Dead people don't tend to give birth too easily. I had to try a few times to get Agatha to have a boy (she kept spitting out girls!! That wasn't in the script!), and he doesn't look the same as the first Bouncer, but that's okay.

The money did help soften the blow. Just a little. I moved them into a dorm I'd downloaded, but that dorm gave me the SUPER DUPER HUG glitch, so I moved them out into a dorm I made myself.

Bouncer!

Hillary!

Lucy!

Jim!

Paul!

Rosemary!

Scott!

So I moved them into Trouser Hall, which has, umm...shit. 12 or 13 rooms. I can't remember! Maybe it'll come to me as we go along.

Now, when I finished the last update, I posted a poll to see who you guys thought should be heir. Lucy was the clear favourite, but she wasn't my favourite. I was going to have Jim as my heir, because I liked her the most. Then I thought I might double heir it, with Lucy and Jim.

But then I saw Hillary all grown up with good hair, and thought bugger it, solo heir time! I tried to keep my hands off the other guys, but then it just went on and on and on so I sped things up. Seven of them! It would've dragged on forever.

Jim quickly found the most important part of the dorm - the bar.

While Hillary and Heidi got into Myshuno. At least, until I took it away, because it's really annoying.

I was impressed at how these guys actually got off their butts and did stuff. Too many sims just stand around, looking at you with drool running down their fronts, while they wait for you to tell them to go to the toilet.

So Hillary hit it off well with Heidi...

And then I had major deja vu.

Oh wait. That's just her clone, Linda Parker. WTF? Seriously, identical.

Oh hey there Addison! He was Kerry's first fiancé, and would have been the one to father generation four if Kerry hadn't met Agatha Spicoli.

I'm not even sure which one Rosemary is arguing with.

It's like some scene from Parent Trap, almost, isn't it?

Identical confused study faces o_O

Hillary: *evil chortle*

Now, who does she like more?

Linda: WTF I'm just as pretty!

Heidi! And now we know which one is Heidi, because she's sparkly.

This is the beginning of Lucy's obsession - tanning in the shade. AND, even though she's tanning with board shorts on, she gets a nice all over tan.

Rosemary is a genius, I tell you.

That just always looks so freaking painful. But I love the faces as they talk about aliens.

Ta da! Heidi didn't want one :( But at least it's easy to remember that Linda is the spiky one.

Scott: WTF sort of place is this? Why is there no food around??

Yeah, it's not like there are two vending machines right behind you (where Rosemary spends all his free time), or a cook in the kitchen making tasty pancakes and mac and cheese. Or, you know, you could order in or cook for yourself!

Heidi is still the heir's choice. Linda is not amused.

She started to bug me. Well, she started bugging me when she kept bursting in when Kerry and co were at uni. So...she got too excited and kind of died.

You'd think Scott is angry about a cheerleader being taken at the prime of her life, but he's not. And WTF cook? You don't wear the plates!

It's just surreal.

Oh hello now. I was looking around to see what people were up to, and found Hillary doing this.

Which obviously meant it was okay for Heidi to sleep in Hillary's bed any time she wanted. It's not like you didn't have your own gorgeously decorated bedroom, or anything.

Lucy also went for the dormie ~~root~~route, with Simon Mellon. Who I hope isn't related to Count Jerry Mellon, her step-great-great-grandfather. But at that distance, would it matter? And the root/route joke only works if you pronounce them the same like we do here, and you know that rooting means fucking.

Scott: My eyes! My eyes!!

Jim just pulled a huge stack of dirty plates out of her ass.

And she does this a lot.

Lucy likes to get it onnn.

Damn you, cow!

Rosemary: I AM SO HUNGRY. WHERE IS THE FOOD. OMG I CAN'T FIND FOOD.
He spends nearly all day there. I do not know why he can't walk over to the kitchen and grab a bowl of pre-made food, or stuff his face directly from the fridge, or actually use the vending machine.

The replacement cheerleader and cow go for it while Linda wets herself in excitement. Oh, these crazy college kids.

It's a family affair.

Right up until Rosemary manages to starve to death. In front of the vending machines.

Death: YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT, AREN'T YOU?

And you really didn't like anyone much, either.

I just wanted to show off my pretty clutter under the stairs. I figure I might as well fill it with something fun to look at.

The dormies continue to fail all over the place...

While the Trouser kids continue to do okay.

Uh, okay.

Just sleeping your way through the family, Heidi??

Scott hits on the nicely made over Peggy.

And what better place for a homework party than the road outside your dorm?

While the kids were busy downstairs, I had a look around to see what the dormies were up to.

And found this.

o_O

Is that like...incest or masturbation?? Heidi is obviously impressed with Linda's goodies. But oh man. ACR, what are you doing??

And then I found this! Man, these guys are at it like rabbits.

Which led to this: o_O

Lucy just won herself back in as double heir :/ Risky woohoo is way down, but I guess some sims just really want to stay in the legacy.

Paul! How could you fail like that!! He got put on academic probation.

Jim lives up to the dumb blonde stereotype nicely.

See, this is just getting too weird.

When he's not knocking up Lucy, Simon is always here.

Jim attracts all the freaks.

While Scott macks on his sister's lover's clone/lover.

It IS Lucy's room, Jim. So you can like...leave. Any time now. Really.

Mmm. Love smells like pancakes.

Linda: So that was my first time with a peen. Not bad, but let's try it again without coat hangers digging into my back.
Scott: You mean you didn't like that??

Since Lucy is already in the family way, I thought we'd bring Simon into the fold. He happily agreed.

Is anyone else surprised that a dorm would have so many empties lying about?

It's nice to see that they don't fail all the time, when the Trousers are out.

Shy flirting is so cute :)

Oh, and Lucy popped.

Arcadia sees that I didn't include her in this generation and she is NOT amused.

AND then they finally graduate. I did speed things up a lot, I admit it. Especially after Lucy got pregnant, because I didn't want them having to take care of a baby in the dorm.