House of Trouser, 3.04

Heyyy, I just remembered I had these pictures! Here ya go!

Ira and Bree decide that they needed to talk to everyone they knew, and at the same time. I didn't know that they could be on the phone at the same time, but there you go!

Scott shows Lucy he's the ~~heir~~ boss, by killing her several times, but the bitch just won't stay dead.

Scott: Oh yeah, I'm keeping an eye on you. There's no way you'll be heir with those ears!

Lucy: You'll be heir over my dead body! And if that happens I'll haunt your every step!

Agatha pays no attention to her older children - quads take up far too much time and energy. So to get more of the latter, she makes a massive stack of massive waffles. With strawberries and cream, for that fruit and calcium fix.

Lucy and Scott show all the signs of being fine, upstanding citizens, who you can take anywhere.

If anywhere involves eating out of a rubbish bin.

Agatha may be a great mother, but she sucks at being a housewife.

Given that the nanny is useless, they tried out the butler - Jamaal O'Doherty. His parents were clearly Irish stoners. He's looking a bit stoned himself, actually...

See? A good butler does NOT try to make artwork of the children. Poor Hillary!

He's not a very tidy butler, as he left Hillary on the floor.

...so he could make noodles for the family. *headdesk*

Scott, not happy with trying to off his sister, also tries to outsmart one of his mothers.

Aww, Jamaal is taking care of the children nicely. Right? Right??

Not quite. Poor Hillary is overfed and abandoned, while Jamaal goes to get Paul.

What does a baby need with two bottles? She hasn't been toking up out back!

But he does eventually remember to put them back in their cots.

Sort of.

But he gives up baby duty in favour of throwing out the paper and taking out the rubbish.

Please note the three bottles and one baby on the floor.

Poor Hillary! I've never seen one so desperate for toilet training.

Agatha: Changing dirty nappies really gets me going.

o_O

Please note - the butler is not any better than the nanny.

At all.

Okay, so he can feed them, and change their nappies. And he will sometimes put them back into bed...but he's so stoned he thinks they have the munchies too!

Um, duh? It's what they do best! And that is mighty unprofessional of you, Mr O'Doherty.

Agatha decides to keep an eye on the hired help, just to make sure he lives up to his resume.

Noodles and tv dinners? This guy is all class!

But Agatha fires him anyway. She has two elders, a wife and a half robot sister in law to help with the quads!

Bree and Ira show that they're not quite ready for the farm. But...playing soccer in a skirt and thongs (on her FEET) doesn't seem quite sane to me!

What's that? Got some pubes stuck in your teeth, Kerry?

That's better!

I guess she's a spitter.

Have you been smoking the butler's wacky tabbacky too?

BY that smile, I'd say yes, yes she has.

Girl, you have six children - you might want to cut back!

Agatha has finally figured out that Kerry is to blame for the babies. She's a little slow, but she gets there in the end!

And speaking of getting things in the end...

I finally remembered to have someone test out the upstairs toilet. The one with the plant growth.

Desperate for that thorough clean? Ira carefully lowers himself onto the InstaClean 2000 to demonstrate its simplicity.

Ah! A perfect fit! The InstaClean 2000 is just the thing for busy sims. Can't get in for a high colonic? Do it at home, in the comfort of your own bathroom!

It's not just good for you, but it feels gooooood too.
Not recommended for use by sims with haemorrhoids.

Freshly emptied and cleaned, Ira felt a lot more energetic, so he thought he'd have a soak in the hot tub.

But found his daughter and daughter-in-law already using it, which caused him to have a small tantrum.

Then he realised what they were up to...

And he stuck around to watch.

IRA THAT IS HIGHLY DISTURBING. YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD MAN.

BIRTHDAY TIME! OH SHIT!

Scott, do NOT do this to me! I've only just fixed the family up!! GRR. Don't make me smite you! I can do it!

Finally, everyone found a kid and was ready to sacrifice them.

Wait, did I say that out loud?

We have: Bree with Rosemary, Ira with Hillary, Agatha with Jim and Kerry has Paul. Are you ready guys? Time to toss the babies!

Lucy has some hand/mouth co-ordination problems. Don't worry, I'm sure the boys will help fix that in high school.

It's not quite synchronised, but all the babies get nicely tossed. In olive oil, and a bit of thyme. NOMNOMNOM.

Um...Rosemary? You look...weird.

Hillary is kind of scary, and the hair she grew into is the style the character she's named after used to have!! How apt!!

Oh hey, I spelt Hillary wrong for that, but, ah well, she can have a double l!

Jim...you look kind of like a...girl...

And finally Paul.

So, uh OOPS. I accidentally got Rosemary and Jim's names in the wrong boxes when they were born. But ah, fuckit, they can stay that way.

And HOLY HELL BATMAN! Look at those noses, ears and lack of chins!!! Those Spicoli genes are fierce.

Poor Biscuit has been so neglected that he developed a drinking problem.

Bad Ira! No!

To make up for Ira being a perv, have a hot lesbian shower scene:

Well, the water was hot, and Agatha was thinking about sex! How about you?

I find this disturbing. And not just how the bed is eating them.

Acne!! She's the first teen I've had in ages who's had acne. It's a silly thing to squee over, I know.

What's this? Remington happens to be outside in the middle of the night, and Death just happens to wander by?

*innocent whistling*

Lucy: Mwahahha! Now all his jobs are mine! And by jobs, I mean lovers!

Guess again!

I love how everyone reacts. Ira is thinking about cheese, Kerry's taking out the garbage and thinking about sex, and Bree is just sad there's no money involved.

Please ignore the fake gravestone. It had nothing to do with this scene. *Jedi handwave*