[The video opens with Beastboy up on a roof hanging Christmas Lights from the Hinata and Silver Dragon Inn]
Hey bratboy, smile for the camera!
[He looks up and gives an awkward wave spitting out the duct tape roll in his mouth to call down]
Isha what are you doing down there?
You're hanging Christmas Lights, when you fall I want to have it on tape.
What do you mean when? I'm very graceful!
[As if fate heard his lie, a sudden wind kicks up and knocks him off the roof. He swings from the lights string screaming like a girl and is flung through the air and over a fence splashing inevitably into the girls hot spring]
It really is too early to put those up anyway, but there's so much roof I guess he wanted to get it done. *Laughs*
Hey kids, Beastboy here with a new hostile to watch out for.
Jinx, Tamer in Tetha, runs a bunch of teashops I'm sure you've heard of her. She was just jumped by someone from our world named Madam Rouge. She's totally evil, really really smart and one of the hardest foes I've ever faced.
She has the ability to stretch herself, and reshape herself however she likes. Walking through chain link fences, impersonating people, most projectiles are useless because she's so fast and she'll just bounce most stuff back.
Her weaknesses are heat and cold. If things get too hot she melts, and if things get too cold she stiffens up and can't stretch. But she recovers fast so you really gotta pour it on.
...oh Jinx is fine by the way if you were worried. Banged up but it could have been alot worse.
So yeah...um...I wish I had a picture. Jinx said she'll check the security cameras tomorrow and if she gets anything she'll send it.
[The scene opens showing some tamers looking bored, exhausted, depressed]
Life got you down? Viruses leaving you worn out emotionally? Need some time to get away from the day to day stress of war against the demon kings?
[Screen wipes to reveal The Hinata/Silver Dragon Inn beautiful and peaceful]
Then try the Hinata and Silver Dragon Inns!
[Another scene change to the hot springs looking just as tantalizing as possible.]
It's springtime in Tetha and the cherry blossoms are blooming. There's nothing quiet as refreshing as a dip in our world famous hot springs watching the cherry blossoms and enjoying some star class tea or adult beverages.
Rates are reasonable for visits and you can cap off every morning and evening with delicious meals prepared by some of the finest chefs in the digital world.
Act now and receive half off coupons to the next windball competition!
Alright has anyone seen Beastboy? He didn't come to bed last night and I can't seem to ring him up on the D-comm...this is just great who's gonna fill out all this paperwork now?
It's that time of year again isn't it? For those of you who don't know it's Christmas time dudes! The totally greatest holiday that ever was! Time for candy canes, snow, bright lights, claymation holiday specials, and gifts!
So let's kick this party off right! Anybody got any special winter holiday traditions you like to do? Back home at Titans Tower in my universe we spend a whole night together decorating our Tower and we draw names from a hat to do a secret Santa.
How about you guys? Special meals? Special parties? We'll be decorating the Hinata and Silver Dragon inns tonight so if you want to help come on out! We'll have cocoa and popcorn for snackin'.
He guys...I'm thinking maybe things are about to get hot again real fast.
Can we get a quick count of heads to see who's still hiding out here in Tetha? As always we can't make you stay and if you wanna bail we'll help you get to safety.
Ravemon...he said alot of stuff out there but he's nuts! You can hear it in the way he talks himself up big like he's the only one who can save this world.
But there was one thing he was right about. We write our own stories and decide our own destiny. This world is our responsibility just like our homeworlds. No matter how you feel about this war you were thrown into without being asked the fact of the matter is you're here now and no one else can tell you how to handle it.
This world won't be saved by one Digimon, one Tamer or even one of each. What it's gonna come down to is all of us doing what we can to support one another and what we believe in. We come from different worlds, different lives with different views on things and that's what makes us strong.
Take care of what and who are important to you, that's all I can ask. We're all in this together dudes.
[An explosion shakes the Inn gently and if you listen you can hear Beastboy running screaming through the halls]
I DIDN'T DO IT!
DAMNIT BEASTBOY!!!
Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
[If you peer into the hall you'll see Beastboy being chased by a horde of security robots from the secret lab modeled after The Evil Emperor Zerg Feel free to take a couple out or have one of their sticky gooey trap shots hit or nearly hit one of your characters...and feel free to yell at Beastboy]
