oysters-aint-for-me:

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later….

🥺

ziprasidones:

dugaodna:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

crypticaesthetic:

people always ask which way you face in the shower… but baby, I’m a rotisserie chicken

helloitsbees:

skellydun:

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

i really am fascinated with the db cooper case both bc of the unsolved mystery aspect and because its very, very, very likely that the dude actually just fucking died on his way down and it would be objectively very funny if someone stumbled across his remains, ideally the parachute still cartoonishly attached and the sunglasses on 

everyone be on the lookout for this guy

headspace-hotel:

bilbao-moon:

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

theambitiouswoman:

Seeing unhealthy patterns in your family and deciding that those pattens end with you and will not be passed down to future generations is an extremely brave and powerful decision.

Forgive yourself for repeating what was taught to you as a child, then put the conscious effort into deprogram these patterns.

clown-strife-deactivated2021041:

thebluetint:

werewolfseth:

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

this is my favorite comment on this post

Robert Pattinson POV:

bigsoftbison:

more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory