THE LAUGHTER FILE part 1
Ah the infamous laugher file... such strange strange memories!
Here we gooooooooooo...
::THE LAUGHTER FILE:: Part One
KANE! 1998
"Kane! Have you broke wind again! Dirty B*****D!"
In 1998 when the three (as in me, nat and sian) met for the very first there was another girl called Lucy Hale. At the time it was just Nathalie, Lucy and Sian. Lucy and Tara didnt really get on that well. However the first thing they laughed at was a wrestler called Kane. Tara had a drawing of him and the three would torture. What they thought was that Kane was an evil man. He wore a mask cos he was so ugly and his real name is Glen. At one time Tara fancied Kane in year 2000. One day the three went to Kingswood and they were hysterically laughing cos Tara said "If kane he will gas us out!" (that makes no sense!!)
KANE STRIKES!!! 1999 Nat's House
"Aah! Kane! Don't be so rough!"
On Nathalies birthday party in 1999 she invited Tara, Sian and Lucy to a sleepover. Tara for some strange reason brought her picture of kane and the four of them beat him up. However in the middle of the night it seems Lucy Hale was getting fed up with Kane so Sian picked him up, lobbed him at Tara who in turn blocked him with her elbow (matrix style lmfao!! he sounds like a real person!). Kane was sent flying and he hit one of Nathalie's mums model's knocking it behind the TV. They soon discovered that Kane had took off the head of the model. Talk about revenge, but a harmless young lady. God! I dont know!!
WHIFF!! 1999 Parkwall
"Come on Mr. Walford. Everyone knows it was you!!"
One day at a normal day of school a scam has taken place. It was just like any other day really for Tara Farthing and her new pals Nathalie and Sian. They were still at Parkwall Primary school and enjoying a funny mouths lesson. Suddenly Mr. Walford farted and to our surprise he turned around and shouted "Who was that!" when himself and everyone knew it was him. What a wuss!!
KANE & CHYNA 1999 Parkwall
"Harry!! Please stop shouting Kane in my lesson!"
This happened yet again in a maths lesson with Mr. Walford! Tara had told Harry Perret (ex-boyfriend - pft hardly!! Lmfao) and his friend Stephen Blackmoor about Kane and Chyna. Harry fancied Chyna and Tara drew pictures of them in her book. She decided to let Harry and Stephen look through it. They looked through it page by page. Suddenly they came to the page with Kane and Chyna drawings. Harry and Stephan shouted at thier loudest "Kane!" and Mr. Walford came over and shut the book.
CUSTARD!!! 1999 Parkwall
"Harry! Get a Room!"
This little incident unfortuantly involves Harry in a bad way. Nathalie was on holiday so Sian and Tara hanged around with each other. They had just sat down to eat their lunch when Harry started to make the table vibrate. After a while Siab got fed up with Harry and told him to get a room. Tara immediantly burst spraying Harry with green custard that had been in her mouth. Harry was covered and he moved down the table saying "Im not ever sitting in front of you again!" Tara left in giggles.
GRRR!! 1998-1999 parkwall
"grr! If you dont what i say i will eat you!" (w...t...f)
When Tara Farthing first came to Parkwall school she wondered why people thought she was weird. You see in her old school everyone acted like a cat and she thought this school would be the same. (the shame in that thats actually true!! Demened irish....) But the outcome was far more serious than acting a pratt. One of her new friends Sian would back her up by acting a cat aswell. Tara did get teased but she soon sorted it by decking one of the little teasers.
BLOCKAGE TROUBLE!! (oh no) 1999 Isle of Wight
"What?! It wont me!"
In july of 1999 the two year 6 classes in parkwall primary school went on a holiday to the Isle of Wight. Tara, Nathalie and Sian had a brilliant time. However, Ryan Williams (one of tara, nathalie and sians friends) had a massive smelly poo in the toilet and it was stuck. No matter how many times he pulled the flush it just wouldnt go! In the end Mr. Walford told Ryan to get a big stick and pole it down. And he did! Ryan also got red sauce stuck on the cieling!!!
STUPID SENTENCES!! 1999-2000
These are all, well most of the stupid sentences ever said.
*Tara, you have to eat your clothes before you put your dinner on! - Tara's mum.
*You fancie Steve Gormer and Jon Thin Pit Nitz! - Tara's mum.
*The lessle in my mug really hurts! - Tara's mum.
*First we went back in history, the funniest one, we stopped for lunch! - Tara, nat and sian.
*We saw a sign, another silent but deadly fart! - Tara, nat and Sian.
*Mr. Sian and green! - Tara
*Sisqo floated down the nile to the mary mary video - Nathalie.
*Pen your Tara's smelly! - Sian
*Do's stop birding it!! - Tara
MY BALL!!! 1999 Isle of Wight
"NO! My Ball is floating away!!"
On the trip to the Isle of Wight, Nathalie Reynolds, Tara Farthing and Sian Willmott were just about to go to the beatch with the rest of the group whe Nathalie decided to take her favourite ball. Big Mistake! When they went into the Sea Nathalie took her ball in with her. However when they were told to come out she accidently left her ball in the sea. About 5 minutes later she remembered that she had left her ball in the sea and decided to get it back. But by then you could only just about see it as it drifted away!
SEPHIROTH!!! 1999
"Merldy, Merldy Sephiroth!!"
In may of 1999 Tara Farthing started to fancy a computer game character called Sephiroth (sef-i-rof). he has long whitish hair with torquise blue eyes. He is the bad guy in the game Final Fantasy 7. He is really skinny and he is about 25-30 years old. He has a muscular body and is the most powerfull man in the game. At the end of the game you have to fight and kill Sephiroth. Nathalie and Sian were in hysterics because when you fight sephiroth a choir sings 'merldy, merldy sephiroth!'. He also destroys every plant. Nathalie said, "At least he hasnt destroyed Satur... Sephiroth you B*****D!"
SOCKINOTH'S DEATH!!!! 1999 Nat's House
"The legendry Sockinoth!...Uh ... are you sure it aint Sephiroth?"
One sleepver, tara, Sian and Nathalie stayed up all night watching Wrestling videos. Tara then started to fancy a wrestler called Mark Calloway or the Undertaker. That very morning the three went to Tire's Park. Tara had a picture of Sephiroth and the three decided to destroy it. They put him in a box and got it ran over. They then got Fatama to attack. Nathalie then soaked him in water and hung him. Nathalie's mum Carol then called him Sockinoth.
UNDERPANTS!!! 1999 Nat's House
"Where to Stephanie?""Aaaahhh!"
On the night before Sephiroth's death Tara Farthing, Nathalie Reynolds and Sian Willmott stayed up all night watching Wrestling videos (i just mentioned this?!?!?). That Night tara started to fancy one of the wrestlers called the undertaker: a brother of Kane. She fancied him for six agonising months. here are some facts about the undertaker.
*His real name is Mark Calloway.
*He was around 35-40 in age and live in Death Vallery, America.
*He has long brown hair with hazel brown and rides a bike.
*he can roll his eyes into the back of his head.
*He always says stupid phrases.
*His parents are dead (thats nice!).
Well thats it for tonights post.... until next time... watch out for the next installment which will include Blum, Bollards, Ruffs and Heyos!
Here we gooooooooooo...
::THE LAUGHTER FILE:: Part One
KANE! 1998
"Kane! Have you broke wind again! Dirty B*****D!"
In 1998 when the three (as in me, nat and sian) met for the very first there was another girl called Lucy Hale. At the time it was just Nathalie, Lucy and Sian. Lucy and Tara didnt really get on that well. However the first thing they laughed at was a wrestler called Kane. Tara had a drawing of him and the three would torture. What they thought was that Kane was an evil man. He wore a mask cos he was so ugly and his real name is Glen. At one time Tara fancied Kane in year 2000. One day the three went to Kingswood and they were hysterically laughing cos Tara said "If kane he will gas us out!" (that makes no sense!!)
KANE STRIKES!!! 1999 Nat's House
"Aah! Kane! Don't be so rough!"
On Nathalies birthday party in 1999 she invited Tara, Sian and Lucy to a sleepover. Tara for some strange reason brought her picture of kane and the four of them beat him up. However in the middle of the night it seems Lucy Hale was getting fed up with Kane so Sian picked him up, lobbed him at Tara who in turn blocked him with her elbow (matrix style lmfao!! he sounds like a real person!). Kane was sent flying and he hit one of Nathalie's mums model's knocking it behind the TV. They soon discovered that Kane had took off the head of the model. Talk about revenge, but a harmless young lady. God! I dont know!!
WHIFF!! 1999 Parkwall
"Come on Mr. Walford. Everyone knows it was you!!"
One day at a normal day of school a scam has taken place. It was just like any other day really for Tara Farthing and her new pals Nathalie and Sian. They were still at Parkwall Primary school and enjoying a funny mouths lesson. Suddenly Mr. Walford farted and to our surprise he turned around and shouted "Who was that!" when himself and everyone knew it was him. What a wuss!!
KANE & CHYNA 1999 Parkwall
"Harry!! Please stop shouting Kane in my lesson!"
This happened yet again in a maths lesson with Mr. Walford! Tara had told Harry Perret (ex-boyfriend - pft hardly!! Lmfao) and his friend Stephen Blackmoor about Kane and Chyna. Harry fancied Chyna and Tara drew pictures of them in her book. She decided to let Harry and Stephen look through it. They looked through it page by page. Suddenly they came to the page with Kane and Chyna drawings. Harry and Stephan shouted at thier loudest "Kane!" and Mr. Walford came over and shut the book.
CUSTARD!!! 1999 Parkwall
"Harry! Get a Room!"
This little incident unfortuantly involves Harry in a bad way. Nathalie was on holiday so Sian and Tara hanged around with each other. They had just sat down to eat their lunch when Harry started to make the table vibrate. After a while Siab got fed up with Harry and told him to get a room. Tara immediantly burst spraying Harry with green custard that had been in her mouth. Harry was covered and he moved down the table saying "Im not ever sitting in front of you again!" Tara left in giggles.
GRRR!! 1998-1999 parkwall
"grr! If you dont what i say i will eat you!" (w...t...f)
When Tara Farthing first came to Parkwall school she wondered why people thought she was weird. You see in her old school everyone acted like a cat and she thought this school would be the same. (the shame in that thats actually true!! Demened irish....) But the outcome was far more serious than acting a pratt. One of her new friends Sian would back her up by acting a cat aswell. Tara did get teased but she soon sorted it by decking one of the little teasers.
BLOCKAGE TROUBLE!! (oh no) 1999 Isle of Wight
"What?! It wont me!"
In july of 1999 the two year 6 classes in parkwall primary school went on a holiday to the Isle of Wight. Tara, Nathalie and Sian had a brilliant time. However, Ryan Williams (one of tara, nathalie and sians friends) had a massive smelly poo in the toilet and it was stuck. No matter how many times he pulled the flush it just wouldnt go! In the end Mr. Walford told Ryan to get a big stick and pole it down. And he did! Ryan also got red sauce stuck on the cieling!!!
STUPID SENTENCES!! 1999-2000
These are all, well most of the stupid sentences ever said.
*Tara, you have to eat your clothes before you put your dinner on! - Tara's mum.
*You fancie Steve Gormer and Jon Thin Pit Nitz! - Tara's mum.
*The lessle in my mug really hurts! - Tara's mum.
*First we went back in history, the funniest one, we stopped for lunch! - Tara, nat and sian.
*We saw a sign, another silent but deadly fart! - Tara, nat and Sian.
*Mr. Sian and green! - Tara
*Sisqo floated down the nile to the mary mary video - Nathalie.
*Pen your Tara's smelly! - Sian
*Do's stop birding it!! - Tara
MY BALL!!! 1999 Isle of Wight
"NO! My Ball is floating away!!"
On the trip to the Isle of Wight, Nathalie Reynolds, Tara Farthing and Sian Willmott were just about to go to the beatch with the rest of the group whe Nathalie decided to take her favourite ball. Big Mistake! When they went into the Sea Nathalie took her ball in with her. However when they were told to come out she accidently left her ball in the sea. About 5 minutes later she remembered that she had left her ball in the sea and decided to get it back. But by then you could only just about see it as it drifted away!
SEPHIROTH!!! 1999
"Merldy, Merldy Sephiroth!!"
In may of 1999 Tara Farthing started to fancy a computer game character called Sephiroth (sef-i-rof). he has long whitish hair with torquise blue eyes. He is the bad guy in the game Final Fantasy 7. He is really skinny and he is about 25-30 years old. He has a muscular body and is the most powerfull man in the game. At the end of the game you have to fight and kill Sephiroth. Nathalie and Sian were in hysterics because when you fight sephiroth a choir sings 'merldy, merldy sephiroth!'. He also destroys every plant. Nathalie said, "At least he hasnt destroyed Satur... Sephiroth you B*****D!"
SOCKINOTH'S DEATH!!!! 1999 Nat's House
"The legendry Sockinoth!...Uh ... are you sure it aint Sephiroth?"
One sleepver, tara, Sian and Nathalie stayed up all night watching Wrestling videos. Tara then started to fancy a wrestler called Mark Calloway or the Undertaker. That very morning the three went to Tire's Park. Tara had a picture of Sephiroth and the three decided to destroy it. They put him in a box and got it ran over. They then got Fatama to attack. Nathalie then soaked him in water and hung him. Nathalie's mum Carol then called him Sockinoth.
UNDERPANTS!!! 1999 Nat's House
"Where to Stephanie?""Aaaahhh!"
On the night before Sephiroth's death Tara Farthing, Nathalie Reynolds and Sian Willmott stayed up all night watching Wrestling videos (i just mentioned this?!?!?). That Night tara started to fancy one of the wrestlers called the undertaker: a brother of Kane. She fancied him for six agonising months. here are some facts about the undertaker.
*His real name is Mark Calloway.
*He was around 35-40 in age and live in Death Vallery, America.
*He has long brown hair with hazel brown and rides a bike.
*he can roll his eyes into the back of his head.
*He always says stupid phrases.
*His parents are dead (thats nice!).
Well thats it for tonights post.... until next time... watch out for the next installment which will include Blum, Bollards, Ruffs and Heyos!