Flemming Times Issue 02

FLEMMING TIMES ISSUE 02

AUGUST 2000



HE'S A DJ!




It was just another wednesday for Tara Farthing as she ready for her kickboxing lesson. When she got there, there was no Tony.
Tara paid her money and waited for her lesson to start. Sarah Gardner came in and started chatting to Gary.
"I haven't been called a lesbian for a whole week now!" Sarah told everyone.

They all went into their lesson. There was only 8 people there including Phil.
Phil asked Simon where Tony was.
"Who's Tony?" asked Racheal.
"You know Tony. That one who fought in the ring. Anthony Flemming." Phil answered.

Phil turned to Simon.
"Is Tony still doing the DJ thing with you at the disco?" Phil asked Simon.

"I don't know.He said He'll try and come up tonight but he's obviously still doing the extension on his house," Simon replied.

The group warmed up and they started the lesson with some sparring. Tara faced everyone including Sarah Gardner who really pack a punch.
Then it was break and they all had a drink and a rest. Then they started to do some mirror kicking where one person kicks and the other copies that kick.
Everytime Tara did a hard kick Simon would say "Forget that one!"

Tara didn't go with everyone and at the end of the lesson a policeman walked across the field. Phil checked it out. It was nothing. (lmao!!whats the point thenXD)

They all warmed down and started a relaxing technique. Then a cat walked in. Tara picked it up and put it outside. Simon looked at her.
"So you put it where? 2 inches away from the door," he said.
The cat came in again and Tara put it out again. This time it stayed out.



Simon picked up a long rope which came out of a knot in a kick bag,
"Are you supposed to pull on this?" He asked.
"yeah" Answered Dave.

Simon then pulled down hard. He then leapt onto the kickbag and hung from it.
"Well it aint working!" Simon said,

Tara went home. XD

reported by Tom Camier


SIMON'S FACTFILE




Full name: Simon Davis
Nickname: Little Wee Simon
Age:unknown
Birthplace: bristol
Girlfriend: Mel
Height: 5'5"
Nationality: English
Co.Hair:Blonde
Co.Eyes: Hazel Brown
Co.Skin: White
Best Friend: Tony Flemming
Hobbies: Kickboxing and DJ
Fav.Music: Dance and Garage

Likes:Smoking, Drinking, being a DJ and a good workout on the bags.
Dislikes: Irritating kids, people he has to wait for, pain, rave music

Fancies: Toyah
Goal in Life: To be a professional DJ and kickboxer(lol)


THE THREE FREINDS


STEVE NICHOLLS


Steve Nicholls was born on the 25th May 1986. He lives at 58 Newton Drive. He is an only child and lives with his mum. He's dated Tara twice!


JON PITT


Jon PItt was born 1986. He lives at 101 Tower Road South. His best friend is Steve Porter.

STEVE PORTER


Steve Porter was born on the 9th May 1986. He has two brothers, James(17) and Ollie(8). He's been evicted.









METALLICA - FUEL


Gimme Fuel
Gimme Fire
Gimme that which I desire
Ooh!

Turn on I see red.
Adrenaline crash and crash my head.
Nitro junkie, paint me dead.
And I see red.
One hundred plus through black and white
Warhorse, Warhead
Fuck 'em man, white knuckles tight
Through black and white


ohhh, On I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean.
and I burn.
Churning my direction.
Quench my thirst with gasoline.

So Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Hey

Turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future, split out home
Burn your face upon the chrome
yeah!
Take the corner, join the crash
headlights, headlines
Another junkie lives too fast
Yeah lives way too fast, fast, fast, oooh yeah!


oooh, on I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean.
and I burn.
Churning my direction.
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Yeah-heah
White knuckle tight!

(solo)

Gimme fuel...on I burn, on and on
Gimme Fire... on I burn, on and on
My desire...

Ohhh, on I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean.
and I burn.
Churning my direction.
Quench my thirst with gasoline

Gimme Fuel
Gimme Fire
Gimme that which I desire
ooh!

On I burn!


METALLICA - THE MORE I SEE


From where I stand I see
Pain suffering and misery

The more I see the more I see
the less the less I believe

From where I stand I see
Hate violence and war

the more I see the more I see
the less the less I believe







CHIEF!



"They all thought a trip of a lifetime to Mexico would be the perfect holiday, until they find out that one of their friends owns a charm which posesses an evil soul. But when they find that out it's all too late!"






NO TONY!

Nathalie Reynolds and Sian Willmott danced into Tara Farthings room.

"Heyyoo!" they shouted at the same time.
"Heyyoo!" Tara replied back.

Tara put on her socks and shoes. They then started walking to the Cadbury Heath health centre next to the Library. They walked in and paid and started chatting to Harry Perret one of Tara's ex-boyfriends.They are good friends.



Tara looked around for Tony Flemming but he wasn't in sight. Simon Davis was sorting out the DJ kit with this other fat bloke.
More and more kids started coming in but Tony didn't.
Then Sian said "maybe Tony's away cause he's having a poo!"

We all burst into laughter. Sian then got a drink and we went outside. Sian then wrote "have a poo!" on the step.
People looked at us.
Sian then put 'Tony' after it. Tara decided to get a drink and she wrote " have a have poo Tony Flemming". Tara said "I wonder if Tony's having a poo now"
"Let's have a look" said Nathalie and she opened the door to the boys toilets and a little boy came out.



It was then eating time and they had some food. Old Dave sat in their seats so they took the piss out of Simon. They called him little Wee Simon and said that everytime Simon dissappeared he was having a wee!
Tony still wasnt there.

It was then presentation time. Tara, Nat and Sian got a medal. So did Harry. Neesa Younger won the Carla Trott trophey and she deserved it.
Tara, Nat and Sian then partied.
Paul Stenner then said that Tony was outside.
The trio had a look but he wasnt, obviously Paul was joking.
11 O'clock came and Tara's dad came and picked them up and took them home.



TONY'S GAVE UP!!



Gary walked in along with Old Dave and his best friend Lee. Tara Farthing held a paddle as the little Tae-Kwon-Do kids kicked it. She looked around for Tony Flemming but he wasn't there. Then the lesson ended and Tony( a different one) came in. Then Simon Davis zoomed in on his motorbike! Still no Tony Flemming.
Then Nathalie walked in.
They all warmed up and picked partners. Tara went with Nathalie.
They sparred away and Nathalie was quite powerful, beating up Tara(lol).
Nathalie then asked Tony where he'd been.
He replied " I've been doing an extension on the house" So Tony Flemming wasnt doing an extension.
Tara then askedm"What's happened to Tony Flemming?"
Nathalie replied, "I think he's gave up!"
Tara was heartbroken.
The lesson ended and they all went home.


Stay tuned for the next Speacial Book...