Speacial Book 01
Oh yes, here it is! It's:
TARA'S SPEACIAL BOOK VOLUME 3
JUNE - JULY 1999
We begin this book with a song by Paul Bearer it's called
FOOD
Ice cream, I like Ice cream
I like lots of ice cream
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Chocolate, I like Chocolate
I like lots of chocolate
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Jelly, I like Jelly
I like lots of Jelly
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Pizza, I like Pizza
I like lots of Pizza
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Coke, I like Coke
I like lots of Coke
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Cake, I like Cake
I like lots of Cake
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Well, Paul Bearer. I think that was definatley very very you!
It's now our top ten of wrestling songs!
10.The Rock
9. The Union
8. Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco
7. Triple H
6.Shawn Michaels
5.Kane
4.Stone Cold
3.Shane McMahon
2.Roaddogg
1.Undertaker
It's Joke Time!!
What does a lion eat after having all of his teeth took out?
The dentist - by Undertaker
Why is the Roaddogg called the roaddogg?
Because he was a dog who was ran over on the road
by kane WTF?! IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE!!
Why do Hyenas eat raw meat?
Because they cant cook by roaddogg
Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog!
When did this start?
Since I was a pup!
by roaddogg
What songs so cats sing?
You got to be Prrrrrfect.
by Tom Murray
Doctor Doctor I swallowed my clock!
Calm down there's no need to be alarmed!
by PMS
yes you read right, it says eye POOKER.
And now time for our wrestling matches that happened last week on warzone.
We start off with a eat the other person match between Viscera and X-pac.
Well it was a spectacular match. The winner was Viscera so he is now fatter than before and is missing a ear.
It's a good thing he won otherwise the Undertaker would be very pissed off.
The next match was a very weird one. Tara came out to find her opponent was the Undertaker(oh no here we go).
Herself and The Undertaker refused to fight no matter what the referee said they just wouldn't fight.
In the end the match ended in songs and kisses.
King and JR were absolutley horrified and went home immediatley.
Well I think it's time for the next match which was between Stone Cold and Baby Sian. It was a horrible match. Baby Sian ended up butt naked(??). Stone Cold lost his right leg so it is no longer Rock in a wheelchair, it is now Austin in a wheelchair.
Well, that was totally extraordinary.
The Penguin Disease
The Penguin disease is when you start to put your feet together. This horrible disease affects people at Tae-Kwon-Do.
It's when you do a long stance but when you do the next long stance it gets shorter and your feet poke sideways.
Well what a horrible disease.
XD
It's a nickname for....
Kane= The big red fart machine
Undertaker= The Lord of Lions (lmao!!!)
Shane=The weak street posse (omg thats so lame, lol!)
Vince= Since Wickman
Rock= Cocky Maivia
Roaddogg= The cocky cockydog
Chyna= The smelliest wonder of the world XD oh no!
It's Fact File Time!
The person we're looking at today is Shane McMahon.
Name: Shane
Nickname: Unknown
Age: 20
Tage Team Partner: Noone(Undertaker is scribbled out)
Girlfriend: Nathalie
Shane McMahon is the buisness man. He is in the Corporate Ministry and is the Undertakers best friend(wtf).
His girlfriend is Nathalie Reynolds.
Nathalies only comes up to Shanes Knee. (omg wtf?!)
He has got a cat stuck up his arse.
And now we show you 3 wrestlers and what they would be as animals.
And now we have some terrible news about The Rock, and other things.
The Rock no longer has a corporate eyebrow because it is now the corporate EYEBOW. He also has a bow and arrow on his eyebow.
He uses his eyebow as a bow(even though he has a bow on his eyebow) and shoots arrows at people with it.
Also, his eyebow is on his elbow! Oh my God what has happened to him?
Also what has happened this week. There has been a bit of lioness love in world wrestling federation. Tara and Undertaker (A pair that love eachother to death) was caught mating like lions (omg!). The film crew were horrified and were sent to hospital.
And now some more news about The Rock.
The Rock has been very sad this week. His wife Misses Rock has died. Her name was dog.
Rock Said " I liked to call her Bitch not dog because she was a bitch."
I asked him what he meant and he said!" I mean she was called a bitch because that's what a female dog is called."
I then asked him " Are you telling me your wife was a dog?"
The Rock came out with "Yes. I've been going out with a dog."
I was even more horrified at this than I was at the lioness love scandal.
Well we'll have more news next week.
And now we leave you with an interview on tara and the Undertaker.
JR: Right.Tara is it true that you and Undertaker really love eachother?
Tara:Yes
JR: Ok, so is it true you spit in eachothers mouths?
Tara:yes
JR: Just let me puke a minute.
Right. Undertaker is it true that you and Tara were making a little lioness love?
Undertaker: Yes
JR: How on earth did you do that?
Undertaker: Like Lions
JR: Can you explain please
Undertaker:Tara lies down on her stomach and I climb onto her back.
JR:Ok.Well thank you....Tara and Undertaker?
There is only snogging.
oh good lord. And this is the first issue??
TARA'S SPEACIAL BOOK VOLUME 3
JUNE - JULY 1999
We begin this book with a song by Paul Bearer it's called
FOOD
Ice cream, I like Ice cream
I like lots of ice cream
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Chocolate, I like Chocolate
I like lots of chocolate
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Jelly, I like Jelly
I like lots of Jelly
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Pizza, I like Pizza
I like lots of Pizza
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Coke, I like Coke
I like lots of Coke
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Cake, I like Cake
I like lots of Cake
For breakfast dinner and tea
so give some to me
Well, Paul Bearer. I think that was definatley very very you!
It's now our top ten of wrestling songs!
10.The Rock
9. The Union
8. Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco
7. Triple H
6.Shawn Michaels
5.Kane
4.Stone Cold
3.Shane McMahon
2.Roaddogg
1.Undertaker
It's Joke Time!!
What does a lion eat after having all of his teeth took out?
The dentist - by Undertaker
Why is the Roaddogg called the roaddogg?
Because he was a dog who was ran over on the road
by kane WTF?! IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE!!
Why do Hyenas eat raw meat?
Because they cant cook by roaddogg
Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog!
When did this start?
Since I was a pup!
by roaddogg
What songs so cats sing?
You got to be Prrrrrfect.
by Tom Murray
Doctor Doctor I swallowed my clock!
Calm down there's no need to be alarmed!
by PMS
yes you read right, it says eye POOKER.
And now time for our wrestling matches that happened last week on warzone.
We start off with a eat the other person match between Viscera and X-pac.
Well it was a spectacular match. The winner was Viscera so he is now fatter than before and is missing a ear.
It's a good thing he won otherwise the Undertaker would be very pissed off.
The next match was a very weird one. Tara came out to find her opponent was the Undertaker(oh no here we go).
Herself and The Undertaker refused to fight no matter what the referee said they just wouldn't fight.
In the end the match ended in songs and kisses.
King and JR were absolutley horrified and went home immediatley.
Well I think it's time for the next match which was between Stone Cold and Baby Sian. It was a horrible match. Baby Sian ended up butt naked(??). Stone Cold lost his right leg so it is no longer Rock in a wheelchair, it is now Austin in a wheelchair.
Well, that was totally extraordinary.
The Penguin Disease
The Penguin disease is when you start to put your feet together. This horrible disease affects people at Tae-Kwon-Do.
It's when you do a long stance but when you do the next long stance it gets shorter and your feet poke sideways.
Well what a horrible disease.
XD
It's a nickname for....
Kane= The big red fart machine
Undertaker= The Lord of Lions (lmao!!!)
Shane=The weak street posse (omg thats so lame, lol!)
Vince= Since Wickman
Rock= Cocky Maivia
Roaddogg= The cocky cockydog
Chyna= The smelliest wonder of the world XD oh no!
It's Fact File Time!
The person we're looking at today is Shane McMahon.
Name: Shane
Nickname: Unknown
Age: 20
Tage Team Partner: Noone(Undertaker is scribbled out)
Girlfriend: Nathalie
Shane McMahon is the buisness man. He is in the Corporate Ministry and is the Undertakers best friend(wtf).
His girlfriend is Nathalie Reynolds.
Nathalies only comes up to Shanes Knee. (omg wtf?!)
He has got a cat stuck up his arse.
And now we show you 3 wrestlers and what they would be as animals.
And now we have some terrible news about The Rock, and other things.
The Rock no longer has a corporate eyebrow because it is now the corporate EYEBOW. He also has a bow and arrow on his eyebow.
He uses his eyebow as a bow(even though he has a bow on his eyebow) and shoots arrows at people with it.
Also, his eyebow is on his elbow! Oh my God what has happened to him?
Also what has happened this week. There has been a bit of lioness love in world wrestling federation. Tara and Undertaker (A pair that love eachother to death) was caught mating like lions (omg!). The film crew were horrified and were sent to hospital.
And now some more news about The Rock.
The Rock has been very sad this week. His wife Misses Rock has died. Her name was dog.
Rock Said " I liked to call her Bitch not dog because she was a bitch."
I asked him what he meant and he said!" I mean she was called a bitch because that's what a female dog is called."
I then asked him " Are you telling me your wife was a dog?"
The Rock came out with "Yes. I've been going out with a dog."
I was even more horrified at this than I was at the lioness love scandal.
Well we'll have more news next week.
And now we leave you with an interview on tara and the Undertaker.
JR: Right.Tara is it true that you and Undertaker really love eachother?
Tara:Yes
JR: Ok, so is it true you spit in eachothers mouths?
Tara:yes
JR: Just let me puke a minute.
Right. Undertaker is it true that you and Tara were making a little lioness love?
Undertaker: Yes
JR: How on earth did you do that?
Undertaker: Like Lions
JR: Can you explain please
Undertaker:Tara lies down on her stomach and I climb onto her back.
JR:Ok.Well thank you....Tara and Undertaker?
There is only snogging.
oh good lord. And this is the first issue??