My Name is Meg

The Beginning
Name: Meg.
Age: 15.
Location: PA.
Gender: Female.
Sexual Preference: Boys .
Significant other & picture: None.
Interesting Fact [about you or something or both]: I'm joining the tennis team & I've never played a real game in my life.
Shoe size: 6 1/2
5 Favorite Bands: Something Corporate; Alkaline Trio; House of Heroes; the Lampshades; Prince.
5 Favorite Movies: West Side Story; Gone with the Wind; Virgin Suicides; Shakespeare in Love; Star Wars [all 6]
5 Favorite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird; HP; Encyclopedia Brown books; Great Gatsby; Our Town.
Motto: I dont have one.
Why you picked this community: Cause its mine.
Tell us a joke: Its pretty gross.
A man is outside chopping down trees when he slices his finger off.
He runs inside & says to his wife; I chopped my finger off.
She responds with, "The [w]hole finger?!'
He says, "No. The one beside it."
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What would you do if:
Someone dropped a pen and waited until you reached to help pick it up, and screamed, “That’s mine!”: Laugh.
Your Roommate became a mime: Kill them.
Someone whacked your toupee off: If i had a toupee, I would think it would need to be.
You saw a snickers candy bar [unwrapped] in the school toilet: ... wash it off. Eat it.
Your date repeated every third word they said: Make them not say every third word.

Answer these:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Hmm... why?
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours and hours? Make them take this application. Who made this up?
What's the dumbest thing you've ever said/done? Asking if salmon had legs.
What exactly is the fossil farm? Not sure.
Can you really build a cow? No.
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Most definitely.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Both. Which cool wit me.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? No they carry no signs at all.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? I wish. I would think I would like walks more.

The End
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