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@JolyBrancher
Allegedly cute Like, technically an engineer and technically a skier but dog shit at both I want to be naked sometimes/MDNI ๐Ÿ’œ@BigSister_TAE
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    @JolyBrancher
    Apr 11, 2022
    Yeah, I go to school for STEM. Suckin' Toes Every Morning.
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    Jan 25, 2020
    The fact that Mr. Peanut died at 104 and debuted in 1916 means that he was forced to get a job from the moment of his birth. Planters was clearly not following child labor laws and needs to be treated as such!! #ripeanut
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    @JolyBrancher
    Apr 28, 2021
    Just committed to a college. Very fun times
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    @JolyBrancher
    Mar 20, 2020
    2199 English classes will be like "This character's deepening madness in this classic 'Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked' fan fiction represents the social state during the 2020 pandemic." When really it was just me having fun in quarantine, unknowingly writing a best seller.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Mar 10, 2024
    Replying to @sisterassfister and @SickosCommittee
    I mean, Albuquerque is right under the Sandia mountains and only about 3 hours away from Taos, makes more sense than you would think.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Aug 27, 2020
    Anyone want to get together sometime this weekend and go scream at the river?
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    @JolyBrancher
    Apr 5, 2022
    Political speech is being silenced on a scale we've never before seen npr.org/2022/04/05/109โ€ฆ
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    @JolyBrancher
    Jan 28, 2021
    What if we were two naked mole rats from different colonies and we bumped into each other underground....
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    Jan 28, 2021
    Every colony of naked mole rats speaks its own distinct dialect, instantly recognizable to its members, according to a new study. Young pups appear to learn their group's vocal culture as they grow up. trib.al/8mTAWw6
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    @JolyBrancher
    May 5, 2020
    I guess that there are worse names than Branch.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Aug 27, 2020
    No 2020 spoilers, I've only processed events up through April 28th.
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    Mar 15, 2021
    "Best pop artist" this, "best pop single". Just call it soda like a normal person.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Jul 20, 2022
    Taking the lords name in vein? I actually can't do needles so I take it as a suppository.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Oct 11, 2020
    Honestly fuck whoever thought of annotation.
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    @JolyBrancher
    Dec 19, 2020
    Currently thinking about how our school devoted multiple meetings to say "If you feel sad research shows you'll be happier if you just smile". Or yall could stop assigning so much goddammit homework and actually make us happier fuxm man
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