ara

me watching brian make that penalty goal:

u could’ve heard me hooting & cheering from 7 continents away likeeee

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

they hate me cuz I'm based as fuck but I'm also really annoying

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.

anxiety stomachaches are my worst enemy

be around people who think everything about you is a big deal. your birthday. favorite food. favorite flowers. you in general. a big deal.

you know its bad when its terrible

Am I just A hilarious Joke❔❔❔❔A Laugh to the World

i was born to be a beautiful lady but instead life turned me into a ghoul

Big fan of whatever

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i get sm genuine joy from six seven i think it's a problem. but im tired of pretending im normal about it

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Real, my face starts to get hot and red, my hand trembles, i start to feel dizzy... Bruh