THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

Looking

She’s a bug

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

buying lube is so stupid fuuuck im out of my special sex goo that i use for sex

how having to do work at your job feels

It’s gonna be such a good day when it happens.

I will have no tact, no grace, no shame.

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Horse identifaction: Enesco Japan Planter

via flickr

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'