Unicorn Meat, a incredibly dark romance & cannibalistic story centered around JadeSil — and more. Please check it out and leave comments! Heed the tags, don't like - please don't read.

I'm helping my best friend by beta'ing and supervising the fic.

Its a rly intense fic, and a lot happens that made me go waough noooo 🫣

Crazy whump, total recommendation!

I was just reminded of the time in 2008 when I had an employee at Banana Republic ask if I wanted to see his tattoo because mine were so pretty and he proceeded to show off an ejaculating merman. I hope he’s doing well.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Quiet joys w/ Marge

i truly tried holding off making this for as long as possible bc i genuinely HATE making these & ik everyone is going thru it but unfortunately life is truly just passing the same $20 around to survive these days... anyway. if you don't know me i'm an audhd/ocd dyke w a bunch of health issues bc of chronic illnesses & syndromes and on top of not having fixed income bc of no accessible jobs where i live & paying for medications & helping my dad keep my physically disabled late stage alzheimer's grandma in a care home, i also have been going thru a whole saga on orthodontic issues since nov 2025. i need to get a procedure done that is very fucking expensive & i cannot afford it at ALL but it's really important that i get it done as soon as possible. SO with that said:

if any of these help you at all, please consider helping me out? and if you don't need anything but would just like to help, i'll thank you forever. any amount, no matter how small, is extremely appreciated! thank you!

kf / pp.me

$26/550

i don't have tomodachi life so i'm making gordon freeman in adobe illustrator

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Here I come San Francisco!!!!! What a fun character, he's literally grown on me - I quite disliked him at the start but I really enjoyed his whole arc! He is absolutely hilarious, I really liked the constant winks and references to the Undertale souls, and I did NOT think a Flowey Gijinka would be such a great concept. Hats off to you once again, Tony and co

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

The Max Payne remake is still coming right... RIGHT?

Model: Me.

Photographer: The Remote Camera Trigger.

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SKETCHES + PAINTINGS + COLLAGES

I've uploaded two FULL SKETCHBOOKS for you to download :-D I fell in love with filling up sketchbooks to the brim in 2020 - these are the first two I ever finished!

As of writing this, I have 14 sketchbooks. I'm working on digitizing + uploading them all, but it takes a while! The newest addition will always cost 5$, the rest are free with optional donation. This means that every time I add a new sketchbook, the previous becomes free. Stay tuned for more! I hope you enjoy!!

Not leaving this in the tags

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin